Music, films, quizzes, dogs. Spurs fan so always angry. Also proud teapot owner.

Joined September 2018
From past and present 🥹🤍
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Wow. 🏆
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Add the fuckers who don’t use headphones too.
🚨 NEW: The Government will announce £100 fines for those who vape on public transport next week
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FORCING THEM TO SAY THEIR NAMES SO THEY CAN’T RE SELL IT IS GENIUS
😬 Hilary Swank has an awkward autograph encounter with a fan...
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There are a few tickets left for my show in Durham tomorrow. Word Perfect is (I hope) a funny, educational, and occasionally irreverent look at language and its stories. My favourite bit? Where I attempt to answer as many questions from my audience as I can. Do join me!
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Tottenham ended the window with 10 new first team players signed, a total of 54 movements in and out of the club and spent a net of £133 million or as we prefer to call it, 3 Beyoncé concerts. Thanks
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I love this 🤣😀
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When you’re competing at 8pm but your bedtime is 9pm
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Iconic
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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please be kind and clean for the theater workers being deployed to war as soon as they clock in this weekend
‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is reportedly projected to earn $345 million domestically on opening weekend. That would be the second-highest domestic opening of all time — behind only ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ ($356M). (via: @worldofreel)
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WHAT A MOMENT!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩 JOSH KERR, RECORD BREAKER. WOW. WOW. WOW
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Out shopping for barbecue ingredients this morning, in advance of the big match? Which team will triumph? Who will sally forth towards ultimate championship? That’s right: Only Connect returns on Monday night, 8pm @BBCTwo
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John Stones 🕺😂 The energy in the changing room last night 🔥
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Harry Kane is not helping England at all.
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‘Play it nice and cool, Trig. Nice and cool, you know what I mean...’ xitter.cf/wfw_todo/status/205713…
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Harry Kane sendo ovacionado pelos torcedores do Bayern, na Marienplatz. E como Lehmann disse: “Harry, nós realmente amamos você. Não apenas pelos seus gols, mas pelo tipo de pessoa que você é.” Isso diz tudo.
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The football world when Crystal Palace played their reserves against West Ham the other week vs the football world when Aston Villa rotate a few players against Tottenham:
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Please join me in praying for a swift and complete recovery for the victims of today’s attack: Nachman Moshe ben Chaya Sarah and Moshe Ben Baila.
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