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I literally use twitter to moan, mostly about football

Bedworth, England
Joined April 2012
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QPR did something similar and failed miserably. The money has clearly enabled them to get the players, but it guarantees nothing and Eddie Howe is a great coach.
Crazy what you can do when you spend a mere £100m in the January transfer window. A miraculous turnaround for Eddie Howe’s relegation threatened Newcastle 👏
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Famous faces pay tribute to Sir Alex on his 40th anniversary ❤️
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Chances for the opposition to score against us…
Diogo Dalot has created more chances (14) than any other defender in the Premier League this season 🇵🇹
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Ryan retweeted
Game plan is Lammens long ball to 5’7 tall Mbeumo
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Maguire falling over in his own 6-yard box instead of standing strong to try and win the header. Tielemans being used to lead the press. Amad playing as more of a RB than RW. Bruno cheating. Dalot showing again he has no footballing IQ. Martinez coming off injured… shambles.
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FREEDOM!!!!
🚨🔵⚪️ Getafe submit official proposal to Jadon Sancho to try sign him as free agent. Sancho has proposals from Middle East but Getafe want to ‘repeat’ the Greenwood deal and sign Jadon. After Carvajal, Getafe try for one more star signing on a free.
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Got more chance of finding a clean sheet in a whorehouse than you have in this Man Utd team.
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This is very interesting!!
Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️ We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored. Here’s what the leagues would look like… A Thread 🧵👇🏼
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This is the exact clip…
Replying to @jtferz
This one killed me last week - nobody gives a fuck
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If you watch Carra on recent podcast he doesn’t even acknowledge what she’s saying at times, asking a question to the guest or making a point after she’s spoken as though she’s not even there. They can’t out her on the podcast but it’s a subtle way of knowing they think it too.
This was a serious unpack from Ornstein but big up Gary Neville he aint got time for Jill Scotts nonsense she offers nothing to this podcast and is clearly there as a tick box exercise
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Not a single mention of the charges against Man City on @SkySportsNews or @SkySportsPL or the Sky Sports App. How odd…
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Women: Stop sexualizing athletes. Also women:
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Owen, Scholes & Wrighty.
You have to delete THREE of these pundits from football coverage forever. Who are you getting rid of?
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This is honestly not a surprise. Hard not to think the writing could already be on the wall for Carrick. Performances last season were not that great, but we were on the right side of the results. Performances in 5/6 games so far this season have largely been poor.
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So are we after that shitshow yesterday!
⏳🇨🇲 Carlos Baleba is in recovery mode 🔛

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Was a shocking decision, however, Utd didn’t deserve to win that game. They were so laboured and lethargic again. For whatever reason, they haven’t got it in them to be consistent over multiple season. VAR also isn’t the issue, it’s the referees incompetence that’s the problem.
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Hull and Everton results have nothing to do with ownership. These professional players should be competent in seeing out a game and playing to a higher level.
United concede twice for the third game in a row, 6 goals conceded against Hull, Ipswich & Everton but sure, let’s leave the defensive recruitment until next season…😭
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Utd absolutely miles off it again. Laboured, lethargic, lacking any sort of urgency. Horrible to watch. We finish between 6th-10th this season, if we’re lucky. Incapable of being consistent for 1 whole season, let alone 2. Won’t get anywhere with Maguire being in the side either.
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Chelsea/City get at least £15m for him. Some add-ons being achieved relate to WBA being in the prem + Europe and him playing England? So we won’t get much more than £5m if we’re lucky then. 40% sell-on is the only way we get any value back.
🚨 Toby Collyer is joining West Bromwich Albion for a guaranteed fee of £3m. Includes add-ons that #MUFC believe mean overall deal worth £7.6m. Some relate to WBA in Prem, Europe + Collyer for England. Plus 40% sell-on. Hull, Boro made approaches too ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7545564…
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Coin coin coin coin coin…
He might actually be the worst human on the planet.
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Eat in a calorie deficit and move around more. It’s that simple.
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