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California, USA
Joined July 2015
The NHL Needs To Stop Fuckin' Cutting Away From Post-Series Handshake Lines Because It's The Biggest Asshole Move Of The Playoffs So Far buff.ly/mcneqZY
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If I could have one wish it would be to see Kanye's twitter drafts
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The best film of the last ten years is that episode of ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’ where he hears “Baba O’Riley” by The Who for the first time.
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Check out Ryan Goodcase’s full set from "Introducing..." at #NetflixIsAJokeFest here: youtu.be/waOZslc8c4Q
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I've been trying to introduce my girlfriend to my parents but my parents refuse to get World of Warcraft accounts
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trying to sell a bass
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Custody BattleBots: A robot combat competition that takes place in an elimination style tournament between two divorcing parents for the guardianship of their children
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Listen to “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel. It’s my favorite album.
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NEPO / BABY would be a funny knuckle tattoo.
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Homeless guy had a sign that said “anything helps, even a smile.” So I gave him a smile. He used it to buy heroin :(
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fake AC/DC album: Smoke ‘Em Up Big Loud Woman Gimme The Hell Gonna Wanna Screw Thrill Collector Burn Your Heart Down Ding Dong (Devil Knockin) Gotta Pay The Devil I.O.U. (I Owe You) Fight me, Judy Scratch The Paint
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I decided to make a Spotify playlist to show love for the SF comedy scene through the decades, featuring comics from or who lived in the Bay. People don’t realize how many killers did time here. Who is missing? I’m still building it. open.spotify.com/playlist/1b… – at San Francisco, CA
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I’m recording my new album in a couple months. I put together this run to get ready for it. Please tell people to go to these shows? I’m not famous, but I am funny.
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it's cool how the weather isn't small talk anymore
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2022.
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This is a great piece. Janeane’s influence on me & countless other comics (and comedy forms) cannot be overstated. I can say that here, secure in the knowledge that she will never see it. But if you see her tell her I love her, always have & always will nytimes.com/2022/07/14/movie…
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