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Ryan Holmquist

@RyanHolmquist
 Minneapolis, MN
Joined March 2010
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Today we’re introducing one of gaming’s most innovative brands to PCBS, welcome aboard @SteelSeries! Before you check out their virtual goods in our newest patch, celebrate with us for a chance to win some of their best gear in real life: theirregularcorporation.com/… #ForGlory
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He is risen, hallelujah! Happy Easter from our home/place of work/place of worship/jail cell to yours! @ Saint Louis Park, Minnesota instagram.com/p/B-5C7KGHrOW/…
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Happiest of birthdays to my beautiful bride! Here’s to many more years of laughter, compassion, growing ever closer and being shaped more like Jesus. I love you more than words can describe ♥️ . All 📷: destinmodina instagram.com/p/B-2tI25HrFp/…
Custom-designed fruit signs! Organize your farm! MA-9688-8887-5963 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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This Bunny Day crap is so aggressively in my face. Literally. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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During quarantine, I: ❌ finished a creative project ❌ read a book ❌ finally launched that blog ✅ helped a raccoon dog launder money through a Fyre Festival scenario except people actually move to the deserted island
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My social feeds during quarantine - Friend doing a puzzle - Couple playing board games - Dogs - Food - Outdated ad: “BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY OUT TO OLIVE GARDEN!”
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A game for Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend: Take a shot every time Conan calls himself a Belgian woman, mentions his disproportionate legs or torso, or says his skin is so white that it’s translucent ROLFing at work while listening to this podcast. So well done! @earwolf @TeamCoco
10 minutes into the Lyft ride, can’t think of anything to say, and you dare not breathe because the paralyzing silence is almost welcoming Then you get dropped off and pass out on the sidewalk
Your friend posting one last deep thought before leaving social media, just to come back a month later
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What we don’t need: a #PrincessBride remake What we need: “Feminists react to Portlandia feminist bookstore sketches” + over 100 stupid video ideas I have
My dog is keeping secrets from me He’s IllumiNAUGHTY
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If school is supposed to help prepare us for the working world, a simple email with “sorry for the delay” should do the trick for late homework
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Petition to start spelling it Whensday
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How about a #metrovania / puzzle adventurer #goonies game? Unlock Data’s gizmos over time; find medallions to help you find and unlock locations that bring you to the underworld; goofy keys and whatnot.
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I’d set up the story to immediately follow the movie. Imagine: the discovery of One Eyed Willy’s treasure was just the beginning. Centuries ago, pirates collected all sorts of curiosities: things that only existed in fantasy tales—until now. (Mermaids? NES Goonies game, anyone?)
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Currently playing through @AxiomVerge which partially inspired these thoughts. How dope would it be to team up with Tom Happ...
This literally just happened “Hmm there’s a sad, average-looking white guy making eye contact with me in the skyway over there” “Oh wait, that’s me in a mirror”
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