Ryan Lotan (@RyanLotan) profile picture
Joined July 2012
Hey @Ticketmaster - increasingly frustrated that I cannot find a refund option for Arcade Fire in Montreal? We should be able to spend our money in a way that reflects our values - and you simply aren’t letting us do that. Not cool.
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Just saw a guy sit down on the escalator and ride his way down. I don't know why, but I admire him. #zerofucksgiven
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There's a better chance Justin Bieber will stop looking like a lesbian than there is of this winter ending.
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Not feeling my face - is that a problem????
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I hate it when I'm trying to watch TV and I can't hear over my own chewing.
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I've come to realize that my favourite bar is really the most conveniently located bar. #grownup
Don't snuggle on the f**king bus. #idontlikemondays
I only realized at 4pm yesterday that I had not eaten lunch - apparently the Halloween candy in my office sustained me #healthychoices
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It would be nice if my bottle of wine would just open so I could feel less like a struggling alcoholic & more like a satisfied drunk.
Adjusting to a new phone is hard for me. #programmyvcr
Short skirts aren't for everyone - as was painfully proven by the epic bus fall I just witnessed. Bus, you're ok sometimes. #miniskirt
Just because you are wearing a suit doesn't make me question your decision to have a neck tattoo any less. #necktattoo
Today was filled with Hand Hugs - not bad for a Tuesday. #ilovehugs
Tequila is the Devil's Milk #tequilafun
Why wear deodorant when you can ride the bus? #OCTranspo
I ride the bus because it makes me feel human.