Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right.

FL Man In DC
Joined March 2009
Fun thing about 2026 is you can blackout for 48 hours from flu and when you come to, the Cheesecake Factory is a trending political topic. I think I choose more flu.
Yeah not to lib out too hard but the Cheesecake Factory line works w/ people who like the restaurant but do not want the White House to look like one
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Weird how he leaves out the headline here:
Stop lying Ari, for once in your life, stop lying.
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House Speaker Mike Johnson says he has spoken over the weekend to President Donald Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who told him the US is planning trilateral negotiations over Ukraine bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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The Internet Archive organization launches a free digital archive of websites for the general public called “The Wayback Machine.”
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Welcome back to "Halloweentown!" The fifth installment of the beloved movie is in the early stages of script development.
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You think that’s bad, you should see what the @councilofdc did with public campaign financing.
Enjoying the mini-uprising against a foie gras ban in DC, based partly on annoyance that in a city with many big problems, it’d devote resources to Pâté Patrol. Yer telling me when gov’t gets expansive & involved in stupid side quests, it ill serves citizens in its core duties?
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Which is funny because I’m old enough to remember David Jolly voting to sue Obama for overreaching on executive powers.
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RT @ScottTaylorTV: BREAKING: WASHINGTON, D.C. PRESCHOOL DIRECTOR AGREES TO PLEAD GUILTY TO ATTEMPTED RECEIPT OF CHILD PORN IN FEDERAL CASE.…
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Appreciate the pun 😂
I posted about foie gras a couple times and now the algorithm is force feeding me more arguments
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Saints fans too busy at the bars for sightseeing...
We made it to the Eiffel. Tons of people. No signs of danger. Sun came out just in time. Steelers fans heavily outnumbering Saints fans
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Happy 25th birthday to the @Apple iPod!
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The Irish Republican Army (IRA) begins disarming, effectively ending a decades-long conflict in Northern Ireland.
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Message from a reader: “I’m morally opposed to paying higher taxes to lower the tickets for people who almost kill me in their cars every day.”
There's been a flurry of talk this month in the D.C. Council about whether parking and traffic fines should be reduced. But the reality is that making tickets cheaper for drivers will be costly for the city, and that could complicate any real action: washingtonsun.com/metro/dc-r…
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DANIEL PITTEE IS A COWARD! Upon hearing that the enemy were likely to attack our lines, he applied for a discharge, and upon being refused, who deserted.
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Albanian lawmakers have scuffled in parliament, throwing objects at one another and ripping microphones from desks. The chaos follows months of daily street protests, first over corruption, and now over schooling conditions.
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Had Eebee’s for the first time last night, and it was good…but I’m team smash burger. I’m learning this morning that’s a controversial take?
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