Ryan Basel

how is hating women and looksmaxxing masculine? the manosphere is kinda gae bro

reversible belts are in the same genre as 2-in-1 shampoos and zip-off pant legs

chicks love sloths ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

remember when we canceled Michael Phelps for getting caught with a bong?

demure is riding the coattails of aesthetics success

the soul reason I know I’m a straight man is bc I DON’T want to kiss Henry Cavill

I could take soccer seriously if it penalized diving

ASMR is weird and I’m upset it’s part of the zeitgeist

why is there still no cure for tinnitus

if your game has a “roadmap” I’m not playing it

adults who say tummy instead of stomach should be put in solitary confinement

the only person not annoyed by whistling is the person doing it

my fav thing about LA is how there’s no public transit so you have to drive, but gas is expensive and there’s no parking

I wish there was a way to tell someone they smell nice without sounding creepy

if you get upset when someone doesn’t acknowledge your sneeze you peaked in high school

being an adult is setting all your bills to auto-pay