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Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined May 2009
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Ryan Socks retweeted
We’re living through a mass psychosis event where restaurant owners are somehow convincing themselves that AI food with the texture of maggots looks better than an iPhone photo printed on a sign.
jesus fucking christ
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Ryan Socks retweeted
Sir Jim Ratcliffe is entitled to his views even if many disagree with them. What he is not entitled to do is embarrass #MUFC. What Ratcliffe is not entitled to do is make Carrick’s job more difficult by potentially upsetting some players, more than half from overseas... 1/2
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#Dispatch devs have no interest in using AI to replace voice actors or game development 🎮 "AI feels like a production solution, not a creative one. Maybe it's a creative one if you aren't creative" "Whatever we're building, it has to connect. It's got to be made by people. It's got to connect to people" "We're not getting up every morning and talking to ourselves like, 'hey, what if we did this with less people? What's the lowest number of people we can use to make this thing?' This is like not anything that we're too concerned with" (via @GIBiz)
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You want to pick on immigrants?! Then pick on Willie!
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Ryan Socks retweeted
americans are so serious man, why is nobody fucking creasing there’s a man stuck in a vase for fuck sakes
This geezer getting stuck in a vase at his brothers best friends wedding still kills me 😭
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RT if you dislike genocide!
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just gave this shawty the jeff hardy whisper in the wind
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Ryan Socks retweeted
This was always the end point of the bizarre British fetishization of WW1: the creation of a cult of "remembrance" that can be deployed in support of any war. The war to end all wars becomes, a century on, the war that justifies all wars
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When I was young, I never really understood my parents insistence to only use olive oil imported from Palestine. It took a long time and a great distance in a process that was neither cheap nor convenient. The oil came in old beat-up containers that did not look appealing to me at all. In my head, if they wanted to support distant family back home, they could just send them money and save us and them a big hassle. We could just use the nice looking olive oil containers from the nearby store. Yet, this was never an option in our household. The only olive oil we used at home was from Palestine. As I grew up and started a student part-time job, I worked with olive oil a little. I knew all about olive oil imported from Spain, Italy, and other countries. I knew which ones were better and more expensive. I also learned to tell, based on the pungent taste, which ones were extra virgin. I was tempted to use my employee discount to bring home one of the fancy bottles and use at our kitchen. I could not get myself to do it, and I did not exactly know why. I felt like it would be disrespectful to my parents even if it didn’t make sense to me. It did not feel right. It was not an option. After living in Palestine for a year during the olive picking season, something changed. The olive picking season in Palestine is holy. Palestinians relate to the weather based on how it would benefit or harm the olives. There is well-known unspoken rule about treating olive trees with respect. There is a day off from work just to pick olives. On public transportation, it is not unusual to hear someone on the phone telling their friend to stop by for their share of this year’s olive oil stored in what used to be a Coca-Cola or a liquor bottle. A driver will stop in the middle of the way to give his brother- in- law a jar of olives that are so close to one another that they start to crush showing their insides. In Nablus, the owner of the Nabulsi soap factory takes pride in how picky he is about getting his olive oil. He insists on filling a cup to let me smell how authentic it is and smirks as he sees my diasporic facial expressions transform in appreciation of its strong smell running through all of my brain cells. I started noticing how olive oil is an essential part of so many dishes. “Palestinians drink more olive oil than water” I would jokingly say and they would laugh in agreement. Olive oil is truly an everyday ritual. They fantasize about its color when it’s fresh and remind me that it starts to change as it reacts with oxygen over time. They dip their bread into olive oil, just like that and without any additions, and enjoy it more than the sweetest of all foods. I can guarantee that every lunch invitation (عزومة) I received during the olive-picking season was a chance for my hosts to share their olive oil using Msakhan (a traditional Palestinian dish). I now have a deeper understanding of the psychology behind the burning of olive trees by Israeli soldiers and why farmers moan at the scene as if they lost a loved one. Wherever you are, if it’s accessible to you, make sure your olive oil is Palestinian. Your ancestors would want that. -By Dima Seelawi
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Roo, a massive contributor to the EU scene is suffering critical health issues and needs your help A Serious Private Surgery is needed to get him back to his good old self, he's suffering in agony daily, unable to sit stand or lie down without pain gofund.me/7134586d rt pls
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Honestly, the world makes a lot more sense once you realize this, imo: Once you make about $200k a year, there's nothing you can buy that will really make your life better, so the only way to make your life relatively better is to make everyone elses' worse
personally i can't stop thinking about how elon musk drinks diet coke
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Ryan Socks retweeted
That time I hung my lovely gold Barney Gumble sign in the kitchen but quickly had to find a new place for it thanks to its terrifying reflection
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A future where young aspiring artists feel nothing and take no positive inspiration from the meaningless AI generated media they consume just because it will save some studios some short term expenses is not inevitable. If someone says AI is better than humans at art, dont listen
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R.I.P Paul O’Grady. A reminder Lily Savage once met Randy Savage ❤️
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Ryan Socks retweeted
1987. The Met Police are waging an intimidation campaign against London's gay community. Wearing rubber gloves to "protect from AIDS" they raid the Royal Vauxhall Tavern "Well well," says Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady) on stage. "It looks like we’ve got help with the washing up" /1
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Babe wake up, no one can hear Posie Parker over Glaswegians singing the YMCA.
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my family: "she will never be forgotten" my best friend: "i miss you so much buddy" my husband: "I will never learn to love again" the 20 pikmin I hired b4 my death to carry my casket into their ship: hyupmm hyup hyup hyuppm hyup hyup hyup hyump hyup hyup hyup hyup hyuppm hy
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I’m cropping these for privacy reasons/because I’m not trying to call out any one individual. These are all Lensa portraits where the mangled remains of an artist’s signature is still visible. That’s the remains of the signature of one of the multiple artists it stole from. A 🧵
Seeing a Lensa portrait where what was clearly once an artist’s signature is visible in the bottom right and people are still trying to argue it isn’t theft. 🙃
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Ryan Socks retweeted
In light of Panda/Nintendos lackluster response I’m happy to announce 🎉The Scuffed World Tour🎉 A one day melee/ultimate event Sunday 12/18 Featuring the 8 highest placing SWT competitors All with the goal to raise money for VGBC See you there :)
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