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the thing I find most odious about the Cubs is they're the model for 26/30 franchises: -tank your way to a cheap core you'll never pay to keep -get (in hindsight) lucky during a short title window -become the largest landlord in the city -cash checks in perpetuity without trying
Perhaps I get angrier about the Cubs than other teams because I live here and used to be a Cubs fan but man this is just wild! You print money! It's November! Why are you bowing out on the top two FA already?
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Every childhood picture of Cole and Volpe in pinstripes reminds me of how hard they must've worked and how much they've overcome to get where they are. Not very many people have the drive and courage to become successful adults despite being raised by Yankee fans.
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I'll let Paul sum it up. #SEAvHOU
Ted is going to the monitor to review the scuffle for a possible red
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Bases loaded grand slam? Jesus Christ
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Unreal conversion project here in Milwaukee. Old mall turned into apartments. Double loaded corridor with false “store fronts” to maintain the mall feel (Historic Tax Credit project) Haven’t seen anything like this.
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Vanni Sartini was asked about this in his post-match presser and he said: "God can be a Timbers fan but God doesn't exist for me." #VWFC
"God is a Timbers fan." -Phil Neville on hosting the Wild Card Game despite being a lower seed #RCTID
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Defender of the Year
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Joe Mansueto #cf97 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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"surge pricing" peoples' favorite foods is a core tenet of basically every political revolution in human history, but go off I guess
wearing a balaclava to the grocery store so my doritos dont cost 42 dollars
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➥En Junio aplicó el One Time Switch ➥En Septiembre recibió un llamado a Selección Sub23 ➥En esta Fecha FIFA recibió su primer convocatoria a la mayor ➥Hoy 15 de Octubre debuta en Selección Mayor ante USA LOS ÚLTIMOS MESES DE OBED VARGAS(19)🇲🇽👏
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Always fun to see what MLB's jersey patch sponsors have been getting up to
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I think MLB should empanel a standing jury that issues licenses for pitchers to wear single-digit jersey numbers. You should only get one if you're colorful enough
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John Lennon lives in For All Mankind and is ubiquitous and insufferable as the world nearly comes to an end. No work of alternative history has ever been this right about something.
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please stop sharing the graphic machado video on my timeline. he could've killed somebody.
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You did. You thought of vanilla with meat, you absurd rutabaga. Go put yourself in the corner and think about what you've done, while blaming the recipe author for your own stupidity. (Recipe was for Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)
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HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL
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Apparently the PCL annexed Atlanta during the 7th Inning Stretch.
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Say it with me: Unserious people.
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