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RyneHambright

@RyneHambright

Future first author sponsored by Nike. Just have to write the book.

 Nashville, TN
rynehambright.substack.com/
Joined October 2008
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IDEA FOR REJECTING SOMEONE: Them: 'Wanna Netflix and Chill?' You: 'I think I'm gonna HBO and GO.'
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‘you play that character SO well. straight-guy-trying-to-pick-a-girl-up-at-a-bar that’s kind of a douche’ - improv classmate. ‘thanks, i played him for 30 years’ - me.
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@BenRothenbergSep 16
A remarkable moment on Sunday’s world feed broadcast of the U.S. Open final:
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thinking about the time i saw the mr. rogers documentary at the belcourt and as we were leaving my friend saw someone he knew and went to say hi but had it to cut it short because i was sobbing so loudly in the lobby that people were staring and he said ‘i’ve gotta get him home’.
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i wrote about the ten year anniversary of frank ocean’s blonde. the singular piece of art that has impacted me most over the last decade. #frankocean #blonde rynehambright.substack.com/p…
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all of the best people i know had an extremely traumatic experience OR complete crash out at some point this week. it’s insane. all this to say if you’re doing well know i feel sorry for you because you are NOT a certified baddie and your reign shall be short lived.
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when i die, all freak flags are to be flown at half-mast.
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one thing you’ll never see from me is a photo dump. this is boots on the ground journalism and we’re coming at you in real time. imagine seeing where i had dinner and a cry or what meme gave me the will to live THREE WEEKS ago. embarrassing!
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i don’t know how else to explain this: cute and goofy trumps sexy every time. and when someone cute and goofy DOES sexy, yeah, that’s ball game. at that point we gotta get back to the house or at the very least to the car.
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temp check: is it kosher to invite your therapist to your improv show
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the thirty minutes where i’m waiting for my uncrustable to thaw but haven’t yet eaten it…that’s when i’m at my most dangerous.
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s!@palearabJul 16
ive felt like this for the past month
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Lucy Dacus@lucydacusJul 12
he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerJul 12
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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@DiscussingFilmJul 9
‘TASK’ and ‘MARE OF EASTTOWN’ are officially becoming part of the same universe. Julianne Nicholson will reprise her ‘Mare of Easttown’ role in ‘TASK’ Season 2. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/tas…)
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‘i have FLOWN to nashville, DROVE to atlanta and WALKED to a Cheesecake Factory. what a day of travel.’ - my mom
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Serena Williams wins the 2nd set 7-6(6) against Maya Joint at Wimbledon. MATCH POINT SAVED. Down a break twice. The GOAT’s still got it. 🇺🇸🐐
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José Morgado
@josemorgadoJun 30
SERENA WILLIAMS TAKES THE SECOND SET! Williams comes back from 1-3 and 3-4* down and then saves a match point in the tiebreak vs. Maya Joint. Still alive. 3-6, 7-6(6)
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amisz@Amisz_Jun 30
SET SERENA WILLIAMS ITS 2016 AGAIN 😭😭😭😭 I MOVED
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how quickly we forget how stressful it is to be a serena jameka williams fan. the looks my dog has given me. #wimbledon
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serena's army check in...are we all sobbing and having an outer body experience or???? #wimbledon
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