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Sox fans: Southside is for the real fans! I hate those bandwagons up North! Mune is the best player in the city!
Cubs fans: The Sox are poverty! Little brother can’t even sellout their ballpark! PCA runs this town!
Meanwhile at the All-Star Break:
2026 Ryan retweeted
mexican cuisine is unremarkable. endless variations of the same five ingredients, just different consistencies with new names.
2026 Ryan retweeted
Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
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Top 5 uses of songs in movies
1. Reservoir Dogs- Stuck in the middle with you
2. The Departed- Shipping up to Boston
3. Goodfellas- Layla
4. Forrest Gump- All Along the Watchtower while he’s in Vietnam
5. Dazed and Confused- Sweet Emotion
2026 Ryan retweeted
my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers
2026 Ryan retweeted
Replying to @GarlicCorgi
The woke mob feared what ratatouille for the ps2 would do for the average American man
2026 Ryan retweeted
please don’t compare your fitness journey to these people online they be 5’6 in person


























