mind if i come over and stare at you with only one eye the whole time

raccoon eating a loaf of garlic bread. not talking about myself i mean a hypothetical raccoon

im sure i am not the first to say this but i must anyway: the vatican, and yes i mean the catholic one, must, its,its about time they would get off their butt holes and canonize St Raccoon already. they've dragged their feet much too long enough& tormented every catholic im sure

imagine i think a scenario where in the Manchu banners were instead equestrian warrior raccoons &perhaps thus the Qing Empire wouldofve forced the Hon Chinese &Mongles &Hakas &so on&so forth to wear a cool stripey tail rather than hair queue. I think its good what do you think.

many have recognized the raccoon as "the animal of the future"

“Penis shitting” is practiced by very many cultures as a respected form of medicine。 【before you can demand elaboration i rotate in a perfect 180° arc and start briskly walking away at a consistent，even rate of ＜your pursuit speed＞+0.2m／s】

the world socialist republic as a radical anti nationalism measure could perhaps constitutionally consecrate the nation of humanity by the sole name of "people's republic of butt hole" so no one wants to refer to it, whole concept of nationhood forgotten within <three generations

biggest butt hole ever whoa you have to check this out my friend

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uncle fungus

poop anus

farting turd