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ma anche che voglia di crêpare
A R I A N S I-/ A (@SARCASMASWEAPON) profile pictureA R I A N S I-/ A@SARCASMASWEAPON24 May 2019
che voglia di crêpes
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blue@mir3luneNov 8
desiderare profondamente la vicinanza di qualcuno e allo stesso tempo sentirsi emotivamente distanti da tutto e da tutti.
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per oggi e i prossimi due giorni eviterò di aprire social vari per non incappare in roba del CONCERTO DI PITBULL baldies del twitter divertitevi anche per me:(((((
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@Avazoey_Nov 8
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no fucking lies detected proprio
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update: l’ho comprata
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amə qualcuno che ha la borsa di uniqlo mi sa dire se ne vale la pena e se sa a quanto la fanno in negozio? grzzz
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vista foto di franchino126 senza baffi mi sento un po’ instabile
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sono nelle backrooms infernali (stazione Mi Centrale)
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adesso ci canta IO SONO PAZZA DI ME E VOGLIO GRIDARLO ANCORA NON HO BISOGNO DI CHI MI PERDONA IO FACCIO DA SOLA
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@beehaberNov 5
13 yaşındaki North West ve üvey annesi Bianca Censori.
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amə qualcuno che ha la borsa di uniqlo mi sa dire se ne vale la pena e se sa a quanto la fanno in negozio? grzzz
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PVRIS UPDATES@PVRIS_updatesNov 4
Happy 12th anniversary White Noise 🖤
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halsey
@halsey27 Jan 2015
everything is blue.
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john@john_wilddogNov 4
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MA BUONGIORNO 💙
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@ultimoranetNov 4
🔵 STATI UNITI, TSUNAMI BLU TRAVOLGE TRUMP: I DEMOCRATICI STRAVINCONO LE MIDTERM E SI PRENDONO IL CONTROLLO DI CAMERA E SENATO STORICI SUCCESSI DEI DEM IN TEXAS, KANSAS, OHIO, IOWA, NORTH E SOUTH CAROLINA. PER I REPUBBLICANI ZERO FLIP Eletti governatori dem in Texas, Ohio, Georgia e Iowa Trump: "Non ero candidato. Se lo fossi stato, avremmo vinto A VALANGA!"
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Leslie I. Jiménez@oyeleslie_Nov 4
Viví lo suficiente para ver Texas en color azul espero que también viva lo suficiente para ver la caída del ilegítimo ente de Israel.
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@KalshiPoliticsNov 2
BREAKING: Democrats are now favored in all 7 key Senate races 🟦 Iowa: DEM 52% 🟦 Kansas: DEM 63% 🟦 Ohio: DEM 71% 🟦 Alaska: DEM 72% 🟦 Maine: DEM 73% 🟦 Texas: DEM 76% 🟦 Michigan: DEM 78%
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america today
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caslu ★@corinthnssNov 2
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incrociata a caso compagna di classe del liceo che dopo un breve aggiornamento sugli ultimi 8 anni di vita mi rivela che “comunque sei uguale a prima ma molto più figa”
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retrocvnt
@retrocvntyOct 31
Happy Halloween 🎃
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sakura@bluevenisOct 29
ah quindi stanno arrivando le targhe personalizzate
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PERCHÉ GLI I DAYS PERCHÉ GLI I DAYS AAAAAAAA
Noah Kahan (@NoahKahan) profile pictureNoah Kahan
@NoahKahanOct 29
Football stadiums with all my friends. Mind blown and hands shaking let’s go back on tour. The Last Of The Bugs World Tour kicking off April 2027. Sign up before Thursday, November 5th at 11:59pm ET at the link in my bio for access to the ticket presale. General on sale will take place on Thursday, November 12th at 12pm local time at noahkahan.com/pages/tour. @KahanHQ will be your place to go for all the information and details. We’ll be continuing the mission of The Busyhead Project on this tour. For the fans who had purchased tickets to my Citi Field July 18th, 2026 show that was canceled due to weather, you have an opportunity to access an exclusive presale for the upcoming June 18th, MetLife Stadium show. To access the presale, tickets must have originally been purchased through Ticketmaster or Face Value Exchange, and you must use the email connected to the Citi Field ‘26 tickets. The canceled Citi Field ‘26 Ticketholders Presale will take place on November 10th from 9am - 11am local. See you when the bugs don’t die. noahkahan.com/pages/tour
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