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The people love my whimsy
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Scientific breakdown of how Instagram got you bitch
this dude said the same thing twice in the same year does he even still have this stance today
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Look at what black people are discussing
The truck service for a night is $200. Please be serious here.
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I got shit to do that doesn’t require a dependent
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This is French tho
This is one of the oldest known examples of someone speaking Louisiana Creole nytimes.com/2026/10/30/us/lo…
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New sentences
notice how he walks in cock first
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Why is Flip so nice at freestyling lmaoo
I had to sing & let my daughter know - She’s going to College - F**K YA MEAN #FLIPDAFAMILY Full Episode - youtu.be/5RV9BLRQCX0
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Drake really loves sexy red and I love that for them both
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Disgusting behaviour lmaooooo
Recession indicator is GROWN Man rather do a story time on why he cant pay a kid (gen z) for cuttinf his hair, and calling it a COLLAB. WHO THE FUCK DOING HAIRCUT COLLABS AT 40 years old?
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Nah my barber stays paid. A man having money issues with his barber is a man I can’t trust. That’s like beefing with your therapist
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You did not pay your barber too lmaooo? You just started, they been doing that for years & it's not about your podcast neither.
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Chill my podcast doesn’t make me any money either 😭
No shade, but j'pensais que le podcast leur rapportais un cob là 😭
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The salt that heals my wounds pour out my eyes just like libations
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It's extremely disheartening how this province kills artists' dreams
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Montreal is held back by the timidity of its (very few) billionaires whom are all inheritors of dynasties past their prime. Where are the new billionaires with energy and vision? All we have are sons, daughters and scions who could never have built what their founders did.
I find it… interesting that so many Montrealers seem content to let the billionaire class define the upper limits of their happiness. @GMolsonCHC doesn't want an @NBA team competing with his @NHL franchise? NO BASKETBALL FOR YOU! Meanwhile, I imagine the spirit of the OG John Molson egging me on, hoping Geoff eventually gets past his insecurities and stops surrounding himself with sycophants who kiss his ass while employed, only to trash him once they leave. How do I know? Ask yourself. @PKP_Qc thinks baseball is a maudit sport d'Américains? NO BASEBALL FOR YOU! Meanwhile, I imagine his father, Pierre Péladeau, urging me to be less conservative. To take bigger swings. To challenge the establishment rather than seek its permission. And Sam Bronfman? He's sending me gin and tonics before breakfast. (Read his biography.) Meanwhile, some third-generation heirs seem shocked by my audacity. Brother, your grandfather was a bootlegger who built an empire. I raise my glass to him! Dear Montrealers and Québécois: For generations, you've allowed your ambitions to be constrained by people whose ancestors took extraordinary risks to build extraordinary things. Those founders were swashbucklers. Builders. Risk-takers. They didn't ask permission to dream big. Some of their descendants inherited the fortunes, the institutions and the influence—but apparently not always the appetite for risk. And now you're supposed to settle for breadcrumbs? It took a freaking immigrant to tell you: SNAP OUT OF IT! Here's what some people still don't seem to understand. I've done what I set out to do. I've lined up anchor capital. Stadium financing. Strategic relationships. A potential site. A vision that extends well beyond bringing back the @Montreal_Expos. And I've come to accept that some people may never be secure enough to want me around once the heavy lifting is done. All good. I'll happily become Chief Curator of ASE—the Academy & Study of Entrepreneurship—and Le Musée Je Me Souviens. Because this was never about owning a baseball team, an arena or a district. It was about proving that Montréal can still think, build and dream on a world-class scale. I didn't spend 25 years building a business, largely against the odds, just to return home and be told to know my place. I love Montréal. I love Québec. Everything I've achieved, I owe in no small part to the opportunities this place gave me. And I refuse to believe our greatest days are behind us—or that our ambitions should be limited by the insecurities, preferences or commercial interests of a handful of powerful individuals. So here's the choice: Do you want someone willing to take the risks, assemble the capital and do the work to help make these dreams possible? Or do you want to keep playing the same old sycophantic game, waiting for permission from people who inherited the keys to the kingdom? Montréal doesn't belong to its billionaires. It belongs to Montrealers. Bring it. BRING IT!!!!
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Peak hoops
Remember when the Cavs and Warriors gave us a Christmas classic 🥹
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Virginia has all of LV behind him and I can’t remember a piece
Pharrell is not fucking with Ye in any lifetime Ye is on a different level and independently at that
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Doing a live instead of sending my hundo would actually piss me off lmaooo
Au lieu de payer le gars, il annonce un live. Ça prend 2 minutes faire un virement. Smh
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OCTOBER RECAP - A THREAD! 🚨 From Ino Casablanca, Nyota Parker, Victoria Monet & Brakence, Isaac & Saturday are giving you some projects that dropped during the month of October that you should definitely Unwind to! What’s your favourite release of the past month ? UL. PT. 1
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All I said was she doesn’t write. Which is true
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I would defend a stranger on the street like this. I never gaf you bitches are weird.
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You’re defending a stranger like she’s a member of your family. Chill lmaooo
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Because you are. Hate a fat ass nigga just big and audacious.
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