SBTS Anonymous

"Their approach to counseling is 'who sinned, this man or his parents?'" -student

"Killing cats is a part of justice." -professor, on Plato's Republic

"Skip Piper's testimony, you can still count the book 100% read. Mohler’s book is assigned for job security." -professor

Set aside studying this day and enjoy the fellowship of family and friends. Happy Thanksgiving!

"What is the cost of goods sold? What is the meaning of life?... Questions to keep you up at night." -professor

"Scream 'DOMINION!' every time you eat a hamburger." -professor, discussing Genesis 2 (same goes for Turkey this week)

"I THINK you can be a Christian and still be a Patriots fan." -professor

"It's okay to speak in tongues, but the bible doesn't say anything about kissing in tongues. Don't quote me on that... I'm gonna get fired." -professor

"This was written by Hooker... an unfortunate name, I know." -professor

"Greek translation is tough. I sound like a drunk Yoda on crack." -professor

"The angel Moroni is a bunch of baloney" -professor

Interesting to find this @lptsNOW considering my recent October 20th tweet...

"Arminians go to Boyce but they don't graduate from Boyce." -student

"I choose my churches based on the theology and the coffee...and the carpet." -professor

"I didn't know moms hid dark chocolate in their homes until I started hanging out with soccer moms." -professor

"You could throw the word triune in casserole and modern Christians would eat it up." -professor

"There is a glory in watching a baby goat coming out of its mother." -professor, on God's glory

"He won't get away this time; my exegetical guns are blazing!" -professor, on critic of his book

"We're gonna build a wall, and the Presbyterian seminary is gonna pay for it. It's gonna be huge." -student

"Peter needed to wear peppermint socks because he kept his foot in his mouth." -professor