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#AcrossTheSpiderverse A fucking masterpiece

Happy Pride Month!🎊 Here’s my annual obligatory post to celebrate

Unsolicited dog pics for your Twitter feed ✨

This is my job in a nutshell right now lol

Teeg quote #74 “Just cut that bitch into four quarters and call it a day.” #spicyteeg

Happy Pride Month!! 🎉🏳️‍🌈

Things your boyfriend says while playing video games: “Always with these tricksy wizards!”

Things your boyfriend says while playing video games: “Who’s teaching these bats magic!? it ain’t natural.”

Everyone is listening to Taylor Swift and I’m lost

Oh hey, I’m 30 now 👋🏼🥳

I smell like piss and stale cigarettes. It was a productive day lol 🙃

We did not need to send William Shatner into space to know that the Earth needs saving

I’ve realized the pointlessness of telling my dog “Don’t eat that! You don’t even know what that is?!” But still say it anyways as if he’ll understand.

My dog ownership experience continues to be soured over these past couple of years. It's been so stressful for both my dogs and myself that this will probably be the last dog I own because people can't be responsible pet owners. 💔

Just some weeds in a Batman glass

This is why our house is full of bugs 🤦

You buy expensive chew toys and all your dog wants to chew is a milk carton 🤦

They never teach you in nursing school that you may have to fend of a goose in order to see a patient

My company this evening 💞

Have had a bunch of these hanging around outside my house lately, they're pretty wicked #rosymaplemoth