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SF, SD, CA
Joined July 2011
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Replying to @marklevinshow
30 million AOL accounts. I'm guessing 0.3% of users have password problems on any given day which is 25,000 calls every day.
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This is why I said Dave Chappelle and the rest of the Obama celebrities are the worst Blacks in America.
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If you build it, they will come. (And go.👋🏼)
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The “jokes” about Charlie Kirk are heinous for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I agree with his politics. There is just something especially callous and soulless about gloating over a brutal, bloody murder we all saw with our own eyes. He was a young man and father of young children. We saw him get shot in the neck. The blood pour out. The natural human reaction when seeing something so violent, bloody, and shocking is to be moved and shaken by it. If instead you’re gloating and joking, it shows that this human part of you is dead. You truly are a soulless goblin in a way that’s only vaguely distinguishable from the guy who actually committed the murder. That’s what makes your callousness so disturbing for those of us who still have souls. We’re human and you no longer are. And that makes you a monstrosity to us. We’re not “offended” so much as revolted by the sight of you. You’ve become the spiritual equivalent of a maggot eaten corpse. You are a grotesquery, a morally disfigured beast.
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The Office after Democrats won on Tuesday. AI is getting scary good. This episode could have existed.
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Replying to @RawaneOsmane
It’s terrifying watching this from Europe. What’s happening here has been awful, but at least it felt like when the shit hits the fan here, we’d have somewhere to run to, somewhere to go. Now it looks like America is going to follow us down the same path. We did try and warn you.
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Replying to @RawaneOsmane
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Congratulations, Abdul El-Sayed. You won. You outsmarted millions. If voters in other states had been allowed to vote for you, many more would have fallen for your charm. Keep going and maybe one day it's the presidency. Like it or not, they will call you Senator. You beat them at their own game. Western democracy gave you representation, and you're using that power to shape your country (yes, your country) closer to your worldview. Who knows, maybe you'll even work to undo the Muslim Brotherhood designation. As an observant Muslim, why wouldn't you pursue what you believe in? And let's be honest: you read your voters far better than they read you. Your critics put the questions about your associations in front of them. Your voters, many of them Jewish, shrugged and backed you anyway. As we say in Arabic: القانون لا يحمي المغفلين. The law doesn't protect the gullible. The political current that cheered your victory has spent decades working patiently toward this, for the good of humanity as it sees it, and for the good of its children. I disagree. I grew up where Islam has ruled since the 7th century. Since the eighties, the Muslim Brotherhood has promised us الإسلام هو الحل, "Islam is the solution." We lived the result, and nothing could be further from the truth. That was our experience in the Muslim world, the same world your parents chose to leave. Maybe America will be different. Maybe here it will finally work, because the people who mistake your smug smile for a sweet one are so much easier to win over. They have no resilience. They take every smile at face value. And they have so little sense of who they are that some would trade it for anything that offers certainty. Congratulations. The hard work paid off. While your side spent decades organizing, the people who should have been paying attention were busy inventing new identities, new grievances, new reasons to be offended, new things to smoke, new gods. Then the Palestinian cause led them straight into bed with Islamism. And for Palestine, they'll march hypnotized to the end of the earth. @AbdulElSayed
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I’m dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
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Dallas Cowboys halftime be like...
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If Muslims, in this era right now, aren't responsible for 9/11, how the fuck am I responsible for slaves over 200 years ago? Fuck off with that shit, you can't be that retarded.
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California Spreads.
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The interwebz is amazing.
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This is worth the wait.
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If ur a fan of Seinfeld, this is PERFECTION!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Stay in your own damn neighborhood
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I’m just gonna leave this right here, Reagan knew exactly what they were going to try and do.
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We are transitioning from a bunch of Congressional Republicans who were idle and did nothing while having the majority for the last two years, to a bunch of Congressional Republicans come January 2027 who will now do nothing with the excuse of being in the minority. Fasten your seat belts, folks. Such drastic "changes" can cause whiplash.
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