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I’m in my late 20’s and I’m ready for my poop phase

By the end of the night me you and @lukebryan are gonna be drinking beer out of a big girls boot

What are you talking about bro? What’s a glizzie king?

Nah she’s just a normal winkler

This looks like the Texas Roadhouse massacre house

No I can’t do the 12th that’s yom kappur

What if an athletes foot gets in my wine

Marcus Minkus Muffley

“What’s a Ludwig angina?”

“I’m so glad my names not Phil Muffley”

Ran into the dog food guy again at a sketchy drive thru. He asked if I wanted to buy dog food

What if he has actual dog food to cover up him selling heroin...

Urban dictionaried it. Meant heroin

Ya ever had a hot taco, eat it warm?

I wake up at 4 in the morning feeling chipper

Welcome to Noreldean’s dookie donut and hookah bar

“We should get a publicist to send out article to AARP”

Hey nana, it’s daddy 😉

No no no you’re thinking of a kabooki sniffer.