#NewProfilePic it me! Except the changing of profile pics is broken or something?
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
I don't mean to cross-stitch, but I have the same username over on that sewing site. Come say "hi" if you see this. ❤️
I don't mean to cross-stitch, but I have the same username over on that sewing site. Come say "hi" if you see this. ❤️
Hey, @virginmedia - have you tried turning it off and on again?
NB: the 'on again' bit is a vital step.
Yay, except I'm not here any more. #MyTwitterAnniversary
A brief history of twitter in 2022:
youtu.be/rKBz5_pbdzM
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
This is by no means complete and possibly not in order. I present to you our Chancellor Jeremy Hunt a 🧵
I finished reading 'Spaceships over Glasgow' by @plasmatron late last night, so now it sits with all my other Scottish history books. ❤️
I have book!!
This is going to be so much fun. instagram.com/p/ClRGoiztE7v/…
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
I'm not sure I have the words to explain how I feel. I've not long got off the phone to a client. She is 68yrs old she is sat in her house with 3 hot water bottles & 2 blankets on her because she is too scared to put the heating on. I fluffing hate this gov #ToriesOut137
Arty from underneath Christmas cactus photo. instagram.com/p/ClPHavyN-60/…
"Are you reindeer ready?" ask McDonald's.
Venison burgers available in participating restaurants from 26th December.
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Is there anything more hilariously disingenuous than a wealth hoarding billionaire who is also a tremendously shitty leader acting like he cares about "the will of the people"
Cactus update! Because I know you've all been wondering. instagram.com/p/ClHwypyNfyr/…












