Ink slinger, Keyboard tamer, World builder, Dream catcher. #amwriting #amediting aspiring Henry Cavill poolside trophy wife
Joined September 2022
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Caaaaaaan’t get this soooooong out of my heeeeaaaad 🫠🫠🫠
(Lifting real big f*cking weights in these shorts for wh*res… 🕺)
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Yesssssss!! 😱😍
Nothing like lucid dreaming yourself into a parallel universe to find your lost love for him to think you're off your meds. Probably doesn't help that other you is in a psych ward...
#UnhingedPit #AG #MagicalRealism
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This is also me when the unrelenting YouTube ads for me to join the US army (because if you don’t jump, you’ll never fly!!!) have finally worn me down…
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Anyone else have an amount of sleep that’s just death?
<5hrs: dead tired, will function for a while, then crash hard
7hrs: tired af
8+hrs: am dandy
Exactly 6 hours??
Just cancel the entire day. Nope. I’d rather not have slept at all…
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And I can’t help but wonder…
Do I have a crush, or is he just tall?
Am I catching feelings, or just horny?
Is he tha guy, or just ridiculously muscly?
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So… I found my balls today and just ASKED a guy if he happens to be single at the gym. Out in public. Where all the people are. With the danger of rejection. With crippling social anxiety.
That was fun.
And he isn’t… 🥲 but he said thanks and smiled really genuinely.
(Still☠️)
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Any day now…
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’.
An official announcement will happen soon.
(Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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Just wondering if People magazine knows that Henry has been alive the past 20 odd choices as well…?
Is it an eye issue… because… hello?
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Does the US army just let anyone in now…? Or why does YouTube STILL spam me with ads telling me to join up? 🫠🥲😐
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