lost my fucking car keys. i love losing my fucking car keys, i love running out of the house in a rush then realizing i dont know where my fucking car keys are then spending 20 minutes looking for my fucking car keys. how the fuck does a fucking car key just disappear. fuck

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Elon Musk · Jun 6, 2021 · 10:58 AM UTC

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The Onion · Jan 6, 2021 · 10:01 PM UTC

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The Onion

@TheOnion6 Jan 2021

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. bit.ly/3pSGNAE

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Jenna Ezarik · Jan 6, 2021 · 8:19 PM UTC

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Jenna Ezarik

@jennaezarik6 Jan 2021

Canada can I come over?

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OREO Cookie · Jan 3, 2021 · 3:13 PM UTC

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OREO Cookie

@Oreo3 Jan 2021

Your friendly reminder to have an OREO cookie today and tag whoever needs one.

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Years Progress · Jan 1, 2021 · 12:00 AM UTC

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@year_progress1 Jan 2021

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Peacock · Jan 1, 2021 · 4:00 PM UTC

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@peacock1 Jan 2021

🚨 This is not a drill. 🚨 Presenting a never-before-seen cold open from #TheOffice! Watch #TheOfficeonPeacock for more exclusive content: bit.ly/3n4HDs4

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Marques Brownlee · Oct 12, 2020 · 2:31 PM UTC

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@MKBHD12 Oct 2020

When I die, I'd like FedEx Express to lower me into the grave so they can let me down one last time

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kevin l. lee · Sep 9, 2020 · 5:34 PM UTC

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@Klee_FilmReview9 Sep 2020

It is LITERALLY Blade Runner 2049 in California right now.

Image from kevin l. lee (@Klee_FilmReview)

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Infinity Ward · Jun 10, 2020 · 4:00 PM UTC

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@InfinityWard10 Jun 2020

Intel Incoming on Season Four. New #ModernWarfare and #Warzone content is live tonight, June 10th @ 11PM PDT!

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Casey Neistat · May 26, 2020 · 4:29 PM UTC

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@Casey26 May 2020

I play COD with one headphone off to keep track of what gun fire and explosions are in the game and what’re happening in our neighborhood. no joke. – at Los Angeles, CA

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Jeremy Clarkson · Feb 23, 2020 · 11:02 AM UTC

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@JeremyClarkson23 Feb 2020

Shop NOT open Sunday as it’s a day for the baby Jesus. Also, because I’m going to Tanzania.

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NEON · Feb 21, 2020 · 1:06 AM UTC

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@neonrated21 Feb 2020

Understandable, he can't read. #Parasite #BestPicture #Bong2020

Claudia Koerner@ClaudiaKoerner21 Feb 2020

Trump goes off on the Oscars for giving Best Picture to Parasite because it's a South Korean movie

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Casey Neistat · Oct 30, 2019 · 1:12 AM UTC

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@Casey30 Oct 2019

Amazing @jack !!! anyone have Jeff Bezos’s cell #?

MrBeast

@MrBeast30 Oct 2019

The CEO of Twitter just planted 150,000 trees!!!!! AM I DREAMING?? 😍😍😍 :))))))

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Casey Neistat · Oct 30, 2019 · 1:06 AM UTC

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@Casey30 Oct 2019

This thread is ledgendary TLDR; Elon Musk donates a million $ for a million 🌲 and YouTube matches w another million $ for another million 🌲

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Casey Neistat · Jul 23, 2019 · 4:05 PM UTC

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@Casey23 Jul 2019

i've been a serious runner for most of my life and for most of my life i've wished, i've dreamed, that one day there'd be a machine that could sit on my shoulders and feed me tomatoes while i run.

Digital Trends

@DigitalTrends23 Jul 2019

This robot feeds you tomatoes while you run.

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