Agent Oliver (Parody)

SHIELD Human Resources Manager - Purveyor of tea and biscuits but hands off my Star Wars stationery! >Marvel OC >Looking for storylines, banter, something different >OC & canon friendly >Multiverse >Starters or DMs welcome >Friendly writer #MarvelRP

After the blip, I tried so hard to retire. I'd missed out on 5 years of life and wanted to make the most of being back. There's just one tiny snag, I'm bored.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! How is this 11 years already? Damn, my length of service is pretty good! #SoManyGoodAgentsGone #MyTwitterAnniversary

"I have some annual leave coming up. I've heard Gotham's Museum of Art is well worth a visit and I do love myself some gothic architecture. Anyone have any other suggestion that'll make it worth the trip?"

"Strictly a personal opinion, but my goodness I do love reviewing footage of a certain Dr Quinn at work. That woman knows how to fight and I can't help but admire the art that is her decimation of the enemy."

"Now I have to admit, I'd never imagined having to find SHIELD accommodation for a Loki, let alone a crocodilian one. It's times like this I love my job!"

// I'm so sorry for the disappearing act @CrokiOfAsgard. The week has been horrid so please forgive the lack of replies!

"As much as I hate to admit it, I really want to pet Gator Loki and feed him all the tasty treats. Is it worth the risk of losing a hand? More to the point, is such an act classed as gross misconduct?" #CheckingSHIELDHandbook #MayBeAWhile

"And as per usual my pessimism has gotten the best of me. I'm stuck in HQ until 8pm thinking it'd be a quiet day to get some work done but England are in the final. Will anyone notice if I commandeer the large briefing room so I can watch the match?!"

Please tell me I'm not the only one worried about the exponential increase in Lokis around here?! Or is it Loki for the plural as well as the singular? #ReportWritingProblems

Oh it's /that/ day again. Let's just be clear, I get why you're all celebrating but I swear to the gods if /anyone/ tries to let off fireworks in my office this year there will be serious trouble! #IBetAgentCarterNeverHadToDealWithThis

"You know you finally got the long straw when your counterpart at SWORD gets in touch to ask how to handle colleagues being brain washed into being a travelling circus."

"I feel like I just lost several years of my life. Does anyone else have this problem?" She looks around her dust covered office. "So is there anyone out there who can catch me up on what I've missed?"

"Good afternoon, Captain Rogers." @SteveThebadass_

"Why in the name of the gods do people keep asking me if I play the cello?" She shrugs. "I failed my level 5 piano exam. I'll be damned if that made we want to play a string instrument!"

"Now what do you suppose the chances are of me successfully requesting leave for 4 May? I feel the need to celebrate Star Wars Day properly this year!"

"I will never, ever fail to be impressed by the patience of Agent Coulson. How he deals with the people he has to deal with and he doesn't lose his rag is beyond me."

"I am putting my research time to good use by watching some of our archival footage. I have the utmost respect for Agent Carter - what I wouldn't give to meet her." #ThereWouldBeTea