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Dad, husband, pedantic know it all; who loves football (the round shaped), Brit humour/crime, afternoon tea, Russia and all good things Norwegian 😊 and more

Next-door to EU
Joined March 2009
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Yesterday my marriage peaked. On account of being correct twice in one day! #HusbandOfTheYear
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I love the smell of tariffs in the morning. @realDonaldTrump probably 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Replying to @BBCSport
They call @TeamMessi the best, GOAT! Because he won a World Cup. NO! Messi stayed at Barca, wrapped in cotton wool where the referees protected him. Would never had made it in the Premier League. To hard! YOU have proved yourself time and again at top clubs! Ronaldo. The GOAT!
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So far left, he became far right 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Kult å streike? Det skal vel faen ikke være kult?! @fagforbundet
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Should've gon to @Specsavers Give this person some prescription glasses.
Replying to @FootballFunnys
-doesn’t throw a ball at him -immediately apologizes to him for what was clearly an accident -only pushes him back off the field after Conor Bradley tries to crawl back onto the field in the first place
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Had appointment for MR of should/neck yesterday morning. Guess what, I was not aware my head was going to be strapped down. Big no from me, as I had a scan of head last winter that was very stressful. Tried without the mask, eh no. Panick attack incoming. So no MR for me.
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Too bad there's only 3 worth naming...
IF YOU CAN NAME AT LEAST 7 OF THEM, YOU'RE A TRUE CHESS LEGEND.
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Happy Halloween! My own dementia test. Zombie, Pumpkin, Ghost, Witch. Nailed it!
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Although I despise Manchester United with every fibre in my body, they are so much fucking bigger than Aston Villa. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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Roughly? Are there some own goals that he should be credited for?
Antoine Griezmann leads with 14 goals and 8 assists (22 total) in 16 MLS games for Orlando City since joining in July. Messi has roughly 13 goals and 5 assists in that same window.
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Part human, part Toad.
Hey @grok, what’s the science behind Elon Musk’s broad, barrel-shaped torso? What factors contribute to the broad, barrel-chested appearance? 🤔
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I see the Alfred Johansson effect has started 🤷🏼‍♂️ @MotherwellFC @RBKfotball
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Jimmy Andersen retweeted
The Sting Show - COMING SOON!! I've decided it's time to step in front of the camera. I'll be reviewing films (classic and new), covering movie news, sharing behind-the-scenes stories, sharing a few tales from my years in edit suites... and more. Brace yourselves, folks...
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Colour me yellow, but in todays U20s match both Oskar and I were booked 😂 @SwipeDown4Info Last match of season, that ended in 43 matches for 3 senior teams and 2 U20. 5th tier team needed a draw in last match, won 4-2 and stays up for another year.
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The dementia has set in early
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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Jimmy Andersen retweeted
🟥 Emlyn Hughes: A Legacy Liverpool Must Bring Home James Pearce’s article in The Athletic this morning, revealing that Emlyn Hughes’ extraordinary collection of medals, shirts and memorabilia is going to auction, stirred something in me. Emlyn, affectionately nicknamed 'Crazy Horse' by The Kop, left Liverpool when I was three years old. I have no memories of watching him play. Yet he sits alongside Kevin Keegan as the only two players in my all-time Liverpool top ten whom I never saw live. My first introduction to Emlyn was as a captain on A Question of Sport* It was only later, watching the John Motson narrated History of Liverpool FC in the 1980s, that I began to appreciate the magnitude of the man. Watch the old footage. That boundless, box-to-box energy, the skill, the infectious enthusiasm, the sheer determination. There was something of the Steven Gerrard that a later generation would come to worship. Listen to Shankly and Paisley speak about him. Hear the admiration of his teammates. Watch his interviews, that wonderful humour, warmth and commanding presence. Here was a man you would willingly follow into battle and beyond. Four league titles, two European Cups, 665 appearances. Liverpool's first captain to lift European football's greatest prize. He was taken at just 57. Far, far too young. His family understandably want these treasures shared with the world. What better place than Anfield? With the collection expected to fetch over £500,000, I believe Liverpool FC should purchase it in its entirety and give it pride of place in the Anfield museum. Every generation of Liverpool players walk in the footsteps of giants like Emlyn Hughes. Our club should ensure those footsteps are never forgotten. Would you like to see #LFC buy the entire collection?
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Controversial leader you say? 🧐🤔
🚨SHOCKING SCENES at the African Boxing Championships as Uganda's Aziz Abdul, grandson of the controversial former leader of Uganda Idi Amin, is disqualified for an illegal blow against Mohamed Hossen of Egypt in the 90kg Final Aziz was also disqualified in the the Commonwealth Games for headbutting England's Damar Thomas
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