Werehog 🌕

" ALRIGHT, I'M FEELING ALL RILED UP! AWOOOOOOOOOO!!! " 》 Returning after a bright Day for a very long Night! 》 Permanent Werehog! 》 Game/AU Canons, with the occasional Archie mixed in! 》 Entirely altered timeline Post-Unleashed! 》HOW ABOUT A RT FOR THIS HEAVY HITTING HERO?!

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||: ALRIGHT, FOLKS! The event is about to kick off, so stop into the server, have some fun, and watch the horrors crawl out from the darkness! >>> discord.gg/ZAcMyPTn <<<

||: YES HI, FOLKS, THIS EVENT STEMS FROM THIS THREAD HERE ⬇️, COME THRU ✨️ teapawt.net/SHOCLAWKEN/status/1558…

||: Yeah, I'm back on my bullshit. 😎

" IT'S CRAZIER THAN IT SEEMS, BUT IT'S KINDA FUN. STARTIN' TO GROW ON ME. "

||: Gotta get off my ass and write my boy right I can do this I can do this LET'S GET IT

" TRUST ME, I AIN'T TRYNA LOSE MY HEAD THAT EASY. JUST GOTTA LET SOME OF THIS EXTRA ENERGY OUT, AND SCRAPPIN' SEEMS TO DO THE TRICK. "

" WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME WHEN I WAS A KID? ARE YOU FROM THE PAST OR SOMETHIN? "

" SURPRISED? KINDA WANNA GO A ROUND WITH BARK AND SEE WHO'S GOT A MEANER RIGHT! "

" HEY, WHAT GIVES? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CLONE OR SOMETHIN'? THERE'S ONLY ONE O' SONIC, AND THAT'S ME! "

" HEY, I DIDN'T EXACTLY SIGN UP TO BE A CHIA PET, FANG. AT LEAST I GOT SOME EXTRA KICK OUT OF IT. " To emphasis his point, the Werehog smashed a nearby boulder with one of his stretchy arms.

A rather gentlemanly bow from the Werehog followed. " I'M FEELING LIKE ME RIGHT NOW. STILL COOL, BLUE, AND TAKIN' EGGHEAD'S TOYS TO THE SCRAP YARD! HOW ABOUT YOU? THINGS ALL MELLOW UP ON THE MOON THERE? (I SHOULD GO UP THERE SOMETIME, BET THE VIEW IS GREAT!) "

" BRING IT ON, SNAGGLETOOTH! I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD WARMUP ANYWAY. "

" SURE! IF ANYONE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO GIVE ME A HAND, IT'D BE YOU, TAILS, AND CHIP. GIVES US A CHANCE TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME, TOO, Y'KNOW. WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP IN A SPELL, AND I'M AROUND ALL NIGHT NOWADAYS! "

" IT'S...A WORK IN PROGRESS. THANKFULLY, I'M ALONE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT WHEN I GO OFF THE RAILS, BUT...I'VE HAD SOME CLOSE CALLS. IT'S LIKE MY POWER IS FIGHTING ME. KINDA ANNOYING. "

" NOT FROM WHERE I'M STANDIN'! THESE ARE REAL GUNS! " Holding up his arms, the Werehog would enlarged his mitts until they were a tad bit bigger than his head.

" EHHH, A COUPLE MONTHS. I'M GETTING THE HANG OF IT, JUST NOT WITH MY USUAL SPEED. " A brief pause, to reflect on that truth. " BUT IT'S NOT AS TERRIBLE AS IT WAS WHEN I FIRST ENDED UP LIKE THIS. I'M JUST FINDING MY OWN PACE - AGAIN. "

" SORRY 'BOUT THAT. MY DEFAULT VOLUME SOUNDS LOUDER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS. NOT THAT THE NEW VOICE IS HELPING ANY. ONE LAST GIFT FROM DARK GAIA FOR POKING HIS EYES OUT, I GUESS. " His expression matched her, sheepishly scratching the back of his spines.