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★ Daydreaming, under the carpet brushing, GIF loving, Mum of 4 ♡ Newcastle born, London raised, surviving Finnish winters since 2015. Qualified ref (1999) ★

Joined September 2009
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Mike Ashley has to be the thickest & laziest twat there is. He was sitting on this the whole time! He had the money that we've spent so far. All it would have taken was some REAL interest in the Club, but he never wanted to do the work. SUCK ON THIS YOU MINGER!! ⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪
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Not being able to hold a lead for even 5 mins. Sigh
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Something we all want to see today...... Dedic Assist + Barnes goal = Both celebrating with a 🏹🏹 Please lads make this happen 😂 #NUFC
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I have spoken so little during games the past couple of months. Hasn't been much decent to talk about in fairness.
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🤣🤣🤣 there's an idea!
WE PROMISE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN (OR HEARD) THIS BEFORE 😭 Fans of Valenciennes, now languishing near the bottom of France's 3rd tier, played circus music mid-match to show their dissatisfaction 🤡
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I mean this would be great, only the voice in my head never takes a breath either! 🤦🏼‍♀️
we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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The best video you’ll watch this today 🤣
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Anyone looking for an Adult East Stand ticket for Monday - DM me. ⚫⚪
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Went full on Telletubie Clown at the kids Halloween event at school this evening. Think I was the only parent who literally made a clown of themselves. 🤣
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Can you guess the player? Level; legendary
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I need a chef and a cleaner for like at least a few days a week for the rest of my life. Be arsed having to think about dinners every day. I've done my fair shift now. I want to retire. 😫😅
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Arsenal & Arteta: We are winning the quadruple Fleetwood Town:
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l am crying😂😭
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Tom skating on the iced lake in Jan 2025. Absolutely love this video. 🌄 ❄️
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Newcastle v Sunderland in December
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I mean there’s being good at Maths and there’s this…
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There were so many things wrong in the buildup to that goal there. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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What a belter that was! 🚀
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🎉F O R T Y - T H R E E🎉 Once a year I take a selfie & change my profile picture. 🤣 Not gonna lie, I have spent many hours today playing Roblox with my eldest & being lazy. 🙈 Then had a lovely sauna & all the facemasks & stuff I could find. ...now I'm watching us lose. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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