Utahn; He/Him Pronouns in Bio; Nicer in person @OrrinHatchet for Mutals

SLC, UT
Joined March 2009
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Gonna dust off the account for Moots If you want raw and unfiltered Jordan content follow @Orrinhatchet
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They got Pat!! I’m so freakin pissed!!
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Dave Portnoy 🤝 Pat McAfee Never going back to Utah
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I have never been happier to be a graduate of the University of Utah than my school making this sentient Affliction shirt so upset he compares himself to Charles Entertainment Kirk
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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I’m feeling pretty
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I can see we’ve hurt the people who need to see a middle-aged drunk take off his shirt to feel something.
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This is a legitimate view from Utah Republicans, whose idea of cuisine is adding sugar to their processed sugar.
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Also, it makes sense in that the Cheesecake Factory in Salt Lake City is in the $2 billion shopping mall owned by the LDS Church, so I can see why Matt is touchy about it.
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You’re laughing, but nazis only stand like that when they’re very distressed
He’s talking about the “crisis of fertility.”
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Pedo bowl
This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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Really like how Republicans are running ads in sporting events pretty much saying you’re a failure if you’re doing worse now than during Biden. Interesting strategy.
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Those thousands of articles can wait, I have to talk to my very real online mom.
This is a Democratic woman. There's going to be very dark stuff happening after the election. I'm trying to wander through 6,000+ articles and 200 audio recordings to try and figure out a publishable form. Hoping to get it out today or tomorrow.
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Hitler meeting Mussolini
Peter isn’t sure what to make of mascots yet… He kept a close eye on Cosmo 😂 @cosmo_cougar @PatMcAfeeShow
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Provo is truly the Berchtesgaden of Treatlerism
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I mean, knowing everything about Rudy’s story, it tracks.
Notre Dame fans spent decades celebrating Rudy, only to find out their most beloved underdog was LDS. 😂 Rudy is actually rooting for BYU today 💀
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Notre Dame by 30
Kalani Sitake just bore testimony on national television of the gospel of Jesus Christ, saying that it blesses every aspect of your life. Masterclass in using your platform to share light in normal and natural ways.
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Notre Dame by 60
Pat McAfee just pulled out the Book of Mormon and read 1 Nephi 17:36 “Behold, the Lord hath created the earth that it should be inhabited; and he hath created his children that they should possess it”
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Being stuck in Provo, Utah listening to Pat McAfee is actually my version of hell
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