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SPREAD THE WORD 🐺Bi 🐺Dom 🐺Selective 🐺Dark themes (no taboo) 🐺Cursed Chainmail Entity 🐺Haunts those who’ve seen its photo 🐺Loves toying with its victims. 🐺Just spread the word and you’ll be free………promise. ❤️, 🔁, and keep smiling.~

🐺: The idea that more than half of my followers don’t even really know what Smile Dog is makes me feel old as fuck and kinda bums me out.

You tell him no one time and suddenly you find yourself getting swatted an hour later.

🐺: Wow I sure do love it when the TL reloads THREE FUCKING TIMES when I open this app

🐺: would make a space themed muse if I could think of one.

🐺: Was not expecting a sudden surge of lantern corps accounts but certainly a welcome surprise

And it actually would. Her always makes sure to reward his proxies for their efforts.~

Throughly emptying those sloshing dog balls of his will actually get the mutt to demanifest………for like maybe an hour or two before he comes back to harass you some more.~

You were just scrolling through some backwater porn site like the bum you are when what looks like an ad for some porn game popped up… BECOME A PROXY TODAY! Join a creepy canine’s cult! Kill and flay innocent lives! Be rewarded with a throbbing red rocket! Join now!

Oh look, a ship list

“Y’know what? FUCK Slenderman! And FUCK Zalgo! Who’s trying to be my proxy, huh!?”

I need to make out with Kate the Chaser and stuff her with puppies and I will NOT be quiet about it!

🐺: People are making Smile Dog rewrites again.

🐺: Seeing those asymmetrical Roblox game muses as someone who hasn’t played Roblox in 3 years

Just know, it’s your funeral.~

🐺: Darktide truly is a gateway drug. Anyways this is a White Scars / Thousand Sons household