I put the pro in procrastination. I’m still here for sports and true crime. Scientific opinions are my own.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2010
procrastinatingfan retweeted
the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
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I turned off the game. When it feels like I care more about the game than the players on the field, it’s time to take a break and walk away. This was an absolute embarrassment of a half of football. Do better, please. #RavensFlock
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I need the same Ravens that play in the first half to show up in the second half. WTF is this mess?? I stepped away at the half to take a shower and it literally looked like this when I got back. WHY does this happen? 😤 FIX IT! #RavensFlock
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Our defense! Plus the crowd noise is great! Go Ravens! #RavensFlock
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Sorry for doubting my guys, THANK YOU Zay!! 💐♥️💐 I may need something stronger than coffee for this game, though, just saying. 🥸 #RavensFlock
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Finally finished Lanterns. I don’t even have words. One of the best things from the DC Universe in a very long time. Started watching for Kyle Chandler then the show pulled me all the way in! I’m clearly biased towards green superheroes. Lanterns & Arrow. 💚🤝💚
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Don’t forget to update your shelf and put the Ravens helmet back up there all by itself! 😈 I knew it wouldn’t last long…
Browns fans. This was not a troll. And it has been fixed.
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
Me to the overpriced bird hanging in the Brooklyn tchotchke shop
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Omg. This is too funny. 😆
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
ALL SMILES 😄 😄
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I have been waiting for a pick all damn game. THANK YOU Kyle Hamilton!! 💜🖤💜🖤 What a relief! #RavensFlock
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I am a big ball of nerves…
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I was ok with keeping Mark. Tonight he can’t catch a cold. Like wtf?? Maybe stop throwing to him! 🫠 This game is pissing me offff…. I’m tired. Night games suck. 😞
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
let the record reflect i never fucking doubted kelly clarkson your honor
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This is a new low. They even laid off the Oriole bird?? Where has the Oriole magic gone? I assumed things would be better under new ownership. I was wrong. 😑
The people who played the roles of the Orioles mascots, along with Baltimore's team photographer, were among employees let go by the club as part of a large round of layoffs, sources tell The Athletic. nyti.ms/4yEs68a
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I am SO sad to hear Brooke passed away yesterday. I always appreciated her unflinching honesty about the reality & progression of ALS. My heart goes out to her family and all who loved her. #EndALS
I hope you weren't looking for a sentimental answer
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
RT if you want Devens to win Big Brother 28 #BB28
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I’ll watch this happily ALLLL week. One of these crazy endings went our way! Whew! 💜🖤
"OH MY GOODNESS — A TRIO IN RIO. AND THE RAVENS WITH A WALK-OFF WINNER" - Jim Nantz caps off an all-timer 🤯
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The ending of this game was CRAZY! Sooo proud of you, Loop! Crushed it! 👏🏼👏🏼
WALKOFF WINNER FOR TYLER LOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE HIGHLIGHTS BALTIMORERAVENS.COM
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