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i —— tried to do the dishes . . .

slings arms around @sittingIonely’s waist.

puts mic to stereo. cue excessively loud, headache—inducing static noise.

wide—eyed. what’d he do this time?

Then his daughter isn’t so innocent either, right?

Listen, I’m not a brain thinker, especially under those circumstances . . . You’ve known this!

Waiting ! Shouldn’t Tony take it up with PQ and Gamora, though? You know, bad parenting and all? He’s just an innocent boy!

Innocent whistling in never had 𝐓𝐇𝐄 talk with his parents, so protection may or may not have been used, and he definitely might have contributed to the Stark family tree.

Bummer I partake in carrying on your family name then, huh?

. . . I have a 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭 no teeth policy. Doors will be locked from now on, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚.

And she’s going to blo—— Nevermind. You have full permission to hit me with a blast. Unfortunately, it won’t do much long—term damage.

Nope, but I can get your daughter’s head in the clouds !

So maybe . . . Knock?

Got two girls in my bed right now.

My mind was a little —— distracted.

Rumor has it you’ve slept with my mom, so I should be hating you, first and foremost.

Knocking on doors is a thing for a reason.

Want to explain to the world why? We’re waiting!

⠀⠀／interact with me, cowards.