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it's hard to process the idea that nobody will go to jail from the Epstein files fallout. how can anyone trust anything the government ever says again?
trying so hard to process the implications of this but it's not good man. everyone everywhere is trying to convince me it's not a big deal and i refuse to accept that take
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What I mean is: you know when you go to the beach, and you have a fish and chip. It's a nice day, sun is out, wind is low. Nobody around, just the sound of the shore and the breeze on your face.
Then, suddenly, virtually as soon as you sit down and unwrap the food, 40000 pigeons appear out of nowhere. Between them, they share seven braincells. It is almost like they have one, repeating thought. "Chip? Chip? Chip? Chip?"
No matter how much you bat them away, these intellectual midgets just do the same thing. "Chip? Chip?" as they swoop into your personal space.
CT is a bit like that now, except instead of "Chip?" they say pick a random word from your tweet and say "Chipcoin Coded" or quotetweet "Cobie is shilling emoji coin!!" because you included a laughing emoji in the tweet.
Or they turn some random part of your tweet into the lowest effort possible pumpfun coin, with no literary embellishment or style.
These low neuroplasticity human beings cannot really even be described as bots, since LLMs have made bots seem a little bit smarter or more eloquent than these folks are.
Instead, they are the pigeons of crypto twitter.
You turn up to have a nice day, and talk with your friends, on the beach, and they get up in your face squarking about the 8k market cap coin they just made using a stray sentence from your tweet.
The desperation, lack of relevance or invitation, and generally low quality and futility of the perpetual attempts... just like a pigeon trying to get your food.
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My email - full of fake invoices to try to me to download a virus
My text messages - full of fake unpaid toll texts to try to get me to download a virus
My Twitter dms - full of fake Bloomberg interviews to try to get me to download a virus
My coinbase - leaked all my info to scammers worldwide
My telegram - full of a bunch of people impersonating my friends to try to get me to send them money
This is life now
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A Western European government (guess which 🥖) approached Telegram asking us to silence conservative voices in Romania ahead of today’s presidential elections. I flatly refused. Telegram will not restrict the freedoms of Romanian users or block their political channels.
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was likely victim of this data breach. got a number of calls from scammers pretending to be coinbase. the scam roughly goes like this
1) they text/call u to tell u ur coinbase account got compromised
2) pretend to do a bunch of a personal info verification, including how much money u have ur the account (so they don't waste time with small accounts)
3) ask u to withdraw ur coins to coinbase self-custodial wallet
4) help u set up the coinbase wallet by giving u a seed phrase
5) once u've made the transfer take all ur coins (as they know the seed phrase)
i called them out at the end of the call telling them they need to step up their game cuz this scam is retarded. they told me that had made $7m that day.
Cyber criminals bribed and recruited rogue overseas support agents to pull personal data on <1% of Coinbase MTUs. No passwords, private keys, or funds were exposed. Prime accounts are untouched. We will reimburse impacted customers. More here: coinbase.com/blog/protecting…
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“yo bro buy this coin”
“which one the one on pump fun or boop? the one on eth or sol? the og, the cabal, the first bonded, or the fnf one? the one spelled with capitalisation or the one without it? the one with tiktok or the tweet attached? with the first pic or the second pic?”
