Global Delivery Solution Lead @Microsoft, Microsoft Certified Trainer (MCT), SQL Skills Blackbelt, 5X Fantasy Baseball Champion, and Reader of Books.

Carmel, Indiana
Joined September 2009
A recent study of over a billion people found that hyperbole is the greatest word ever invented.
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This was probably the best #AzureSQL, #SQLServer2025 session I've ever watched. And I've watched a lot of them. SQL Modernization Day brings together eight sessions from the Microsoft SQL team on moving SQL Server to Azure. youtube.com/watch?v=Zwqy_rWs…
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SQL Modernization Day: October 20, 2026 | 12:00 - 4:00 PM (UTC-04:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Your chance to hear from the Microsoft SQL Team: Eight free sessions on Azure SQL SQL Server 2025, and Microsoft Fabric. developer.microsoft.com/en-u…
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I was very close to inventing teleportation, but so far, I've only been able to make luggage go to the wrong city.
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I'm heading out the door for a short 6-hour drive to Pittsburgh where I will be speaking at their SQL Saturday about "Understanding Optimized Locking in SQL Server 2025". If you can't make it, here is my blog post with "most" of my presentation. #SQLSatPitt sqlmct.com/understanding-opt…
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Microsoft Certification #70 - Microsoft Exam #93
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Don't blame me, I voted for Gowron!
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It must be fall, the local weather service has just issued a “Flannel Advisory” for the entire state.
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Check your voter registration. Deadline is October 5th indianavoters.in.gov
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Behold the power of the X axis!
Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up
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I will be speaking on "Understanding Optimized Locking to Improve Performance" at Day of Data - Pittsburgh 2026 (#1163) on October 10th, 2026! dayofdata.org/2026-10-10-day… #SQLSaturday #DataSaturday #ThePitt
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I feel seen! 😎
September is my favorite time of year. You can finally turn the AC off and turn the heat on at 7am and turn that off at 10am so you can open your windows at noon and close those at 2pm so you can turn the AC back on until 9pm.
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John Deardurff retweeted
PCA 40/40 with Moneyball theme 🥹 (📸: shaquon.two)
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Justin Verlander just played his last game as an MLB pitcher. Instead of his manager pulling him from the game, his daughter ran out to meet him on the mound. Some sports moments feel like they belong in a movie. This is one of them. ❤️⚾
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I'm starting to think I need to update my @Goodreads reading goal. This is what happens when your local pub closes.
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