Super Smash Bros. Melee Facts ➐

If the U.S. government is reading this, Nintendo has oil

Melee Fact #2058429: The new controller ruleset requires every Box to be made out of anodized steel so you can smash your head against as hard as possible when you still miss your ledgedashes

Got laser camped by a married Falco the other day, bro why are you stalling The Bachelor is on

I wish Elon Musk would ruin Slippi ranked next so I don't have to keep getting my mental health ruined by people who have an anime window open on another monitor

If Twitter gets any worse I might have to start actually playing the game

Melee Fact #91048559: When Nintendo got wind of Beyond The Summit going down, a top Nintendo executive walked into the BTS office and stole $20

When you make grand finals at the local for the first time (8 out of the 10 PR players didn't enter)

Melee Fact #3829384: I am willing to buy Hbox's Collision blazer for 5000 dollars

*goes to a brewery tournament* 1st opponent: Oh boy, I haven't played this game since college! :) I'll play Mario! :) 2nd opponent:

Melee Fact #840918: People who think esports orgs can't turn a profit just don't know how to reduce their overhead. For example, most smashers will function just fine off a ravioli diet

Melee Fact #943822: The reason Ganondorf's hitboxes take so long to come out is so Ganon players have time to go angrily flex in the mirror

Melee Fact #85810948: If you have beef with another Smasher and wish to settle it, there's a dedicated venue for that called Waffle House

Sorry I haven't tweeted lately. Here's a blog ssbmfacts.wordpress.com/ and here's my first post ssbmfacts.wordpress.com/2023…

Melee Fact #48101: Remember that you're only as good as your worst performance. Got 97th at Genesis? That's your career now

Melee Fact #820244: While the discovery of ASDI out of fox's up-air on the platforms is said to revolutionize the metagame, you can further disrupt your oppponent's punishes by yelling as loud as you possibly can every time they try to combo you

Man photographed before and after watching one of Hax's videos

Melee Fact #9948184: The #1 seed for the first Melee Coinbox is Sam Bankman-Fried under the smurf tag "bobby big ballz"

If you take one shot of the Pfizer vaccine, this is what will happen to you