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LordWolfgang

@SSGodChocolate

professional unprofessional | shit | local shitposter/ failure | music quote unquote appreciater

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Joined January 2021
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A universe that presented Palestine, killed Netanyahu, killed pedophiles and killed Nazis. It was beautiful.
jx (@Waytooosweet) profile picturejx@Waytooosweet9h
At least I enjoyed it
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Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ (@Schmutz_9R) profile picture
Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭@Schmutz_9R5h
“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.” “Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.” “Absolutely not.”
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sam 🫥💍🏆 (@lbf_mas) profile picture
sam 🫥💍🏆@lbf_mas12h
Them bills SPANKING you
WEAVECEL SHEBOON (@ANCIENTSEXCULT) profile pictureWEAVECEL SHEBOON@ANCIENTSEXCULTNov 8
Men used to have muses. Men used to be patrons of the arts. Y'all wanna "invest" in shit like bitcoin instead of tithing to beauty and that's why God doesn't talk to you anymore
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Broker Land@NgwenyaMtimand16h
Meet the super ex, the man who is only loved and appreciated in retrospect, the one who could do no wrong yet she left him.
🦄Niggakazi (@niggakazii) profile picture🦄Niggakazi
@niggakaziiNov 8
my first boyfriend was exactly like this. bought me my first car even. til this day i have never been with anyone who matched his standards and that absolutely sucks. i wish i would have just stayed with him tbh , my life would definitely be different.
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z4c7@zackpr0511h
Being a DC fan when Superman ‘25 came out
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ZeroTrace
@empiremike_20h
"Good men must know violence, so evil men do not become fluent in it." ~ Miyamoto Musashi
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Mike ⚡️ (@VisionaryMike_) profile picture
Mike ⚡️
@VisionaryMike_11h
That nigga James Gunn said he was thinking about a Polka Dot Man show and them executives put two in the back of his head
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vids that go hard (@vidsthatgohard) profile picture
vids that go hard
@vidsthatgohard7h
It was fun while it lasted
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Yaqub 🇦🇺 (@milou_k77) profile picture
Yaqub 🇦🇺@milou_k7714h
Les meufs quand tu comprend pas une demande qu'elle ne font pas
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𝙈𝙞𝙪𝙧𝙖 (@ec4n_) profile picture𝙈𝙞𝙪𝙧𝙖@ec4n_18h
Jte dis jv au cinéma solo tu me dis bonne séance enft y’a des gars ils sont juste con genre
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Basilius Targaryen@VasilIliev2113h
I genuinely feel like Im getting ragebaited, because in what world is the MZ Ghidorah more dangerous than this?
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Esquire 🌺@NovoRomantic20h
Boomers were genuinely playing unranked back then
chrome (@mirthpilled) profile picturechrome
@mirthpilledNov 9
Reminder that Ian Flemming dismissed Sean Connery as "far too muscular"
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Rangbaaz@Rang_baaz07Nov 9
I'm still not over how INSANELY COOL this scene was 🔥
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bex@bqxgqzNov 9
How your Chinese gf looks at you before asking for state secrets
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People said this was an unrealistic reaction for Homelander and then every conservative started acting like this after the midterms lol
(No) Signal (@NopeSignal) profile picture(No) Signal@NopeSignalNov 9
Democrats ain’t even sworn in yet, and they got Donald like this:
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el Carlo@Controllz39013h
Minha tia fez 15 mil em dívida, meu tio descobriu do nada, brigaram absurdos Ele muito puto ainda fez um empréstimo de 6 mil pra pagar parte… ela pegou 600 e mandou pra igreja pq era dízimo Divorciaram🫪
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Rex 🎃🖊️ (@RexRobotdude) profile picture
Rex 🎃🖊️@RexRobotdudeNov 9
Remember, the only beings who can cast Zettaflare are Bahamut: King of Dragons And Donald Duck
Rex 🎃🖊️ (@RexRobotdude) profile pictureRex 🎃🖊️@RexRobotdudeOct 22
Gonna stop this for a bit when the other game downloads but for now i’m gonna start a bit of the KH3 replay!
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The Prodigal Wigger
@arealwigger15h
Update: I am getting laid off December 27th
The Prodigal Wigger (@arealwigger) profile pictureThe Prodigal Wigger
@arealwiggerNov 9
Extra tight shirt for my 10 am meeting with our divorced HR lady who looks like this. Wish me luck
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Samyaza Speaks
@SamyazaSpeaksNov 9
Jensen Huang: "How could I be targeted by Chinese sex spy?" Also Jensen Huang for the past four years:
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Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ (@cnb_1992) profile picture
ǝdɐɔsǝʇıʍpıɯ
@cnb_199218h
"addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god"
𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 (@DanielvsBabylon) profile picture𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫
@DanielvsBabylonMay 28
Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.
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