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How has nobody ever submarined LeBron? Fucking hate that bald bitch,

LeBron quit crying

Everyone on the fucking planet knew the Sixers were gonna shoot a three there.

Incredible block by JC. Followed by a generational fumble by JC.

Jalen’s jumper gonna be on a milk carton soon

Idea - make open shots.

Idea - make layups and free throws.

Every time we get it to 6, we can’t get any closer.

I do not get the rotation tonight. Clarkson is totally iced out for three quarters and starts the 4th. What you should do with a microwave guy like that is make sure you put him in cold at the most crucial point in the game.

I can live with getting ripped by Maxey. Getting cut to ribbons by guys like Anthony Black, Tristan da Silva, and Anfernee Simons is ENRAGING.

How many free throws will Drummond make?

Drummond you gigantic pussy fight for the basketball

Drummond goes into his ziploc and pulls out his one and only offensive move.

Knicks turnover counter

LeBron chicken winging Bridges all the way to the basket

It’s never fucking goaltending when it’s LeBron. Never ever.

What if the Celtics and Sixers are BOTH better without Jaylen Brown?

This is unenjoyable.

I just keep telling myself if we can start converting shots at the rim and stop turning the ball over 50 times a game, we’ll be fine. Eventually.

More elbows to the face of Embiid please