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Professor Severus Snape; Potions Master and [ex-]Head of Slytherin House; Debtor to the darkness; Accomplished dualist; Man of simple pleasures.

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Joined April 2009
@BostieBoss10 Unrequited love is overrated.
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My comedic efforts must come to an end for the evening. Tragic, I know. I will return at my leisure. Good night.
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What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? - Nothing. It just let out a little whine. Aha ha ha.
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@Ben_Imagines Perhaps it was done on purpose.
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@OhJaneWriter Miss Medbury. What a pleasant surprise. Pray tell, has your heart been wounded?
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