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πŸ¦‹π“ƒ° born to dilly dally

Joined May 2018
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#Springboks SILLY STUPID MISTAKES
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Me dissociating mid convo thinking about my life
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South Africa we have done it!!!! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
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β€œπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ South Africa have qualified for Round of 32!” Me at 5am:
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NO DNA, JUST RSA.πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
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😭 all behaviour is suddenly so snaaks to me when I’m on my period. Just angry and plotting with my imagination
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"How do you handle stressful situations??" Me:
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No DNA, just RSA πŸ˜­πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
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When you realize the project you were given was doomed to fail and you're just the fall guy
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Me when someone stare at me for too long
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taps the sign
I lowkey just endure and endure and endure and endure and well you get it
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I love hearing β€œin the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!
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To sit by the ocean and disassociate.
and for your birthday what do you want?
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You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.
As you got older what did you realise?
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If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.
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β€œUntil death, all defeat is psychological."
Can a 29-year-old start all over again?
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Work ends at 5:00 pm Me at 4:55 pm:
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Me returning home after writing answers straight from my heart not syllabus
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A group of fifth graders conducted research on discrimination against women. At the conclusion of their presentation, they asked if anyone had any questions. A parent unrelated to the presenters asked in a certain tone, β€œWhile you were researching did you look into gender discrimination against men?” One of the girls replied matter-of-factly, β€œNo, because our topic is discrimination against women.” It was a masterclass in not taking the bait.
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when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job
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