𝑷𝑸.

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ❛ ⠀ Hey! We're the Guardians of the Galaxy and we're here to #%@&!! We're too late, aren’t we? was 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 to behold. ❞ 𝑳𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑨𝑹𝒀 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹 𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑫. ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ How do all these people keep getting onto his 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷 ? ᅠᅠ

He doesn’t know who started the rumour, he may have received it days late due to space travels, but John Walker is 𝑵𝑶𝑻 his brother.

Now this is some serious superhero name, he respects it and fears it. The best kind of combo.

. . . now that’s an awkward conversation for a better day. /But/ it’s a nice alias, good vibes only.

The Black Widow, spooky.

Why do superheroes give themselves low budget superhero names? Oh look, Frog Man will save us just doesn’t have the same affect as Tiger King.

Trips and falls. Don’t worry, his headphones are fine.

He heard bounty, he’s good with those! Just sign him up.

Oh he didn’t know she was behind him, it’s a pleasure to be in Captain Shooting things from her Hands’ presence. It’s 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑙. 𝑷𝑯𝑬𝑾 𝑷𝑯𝑬𝑾.

A man with a broken heart who lost his dancing queen, dancing was their thing. Has she faced the dance of love?

〝 Alexa, play Dancing Queen by Abba,〞hands free life really does change the game. Now he can pour a cup of coffee 𝑎𝑛𝑑 cry over Gamora, all at the same time. Beautiful.

⠀ 𝙄 𝙉 𝙏 𝙀 𝙍 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝙄 𝙊 𝙉 𝘾 𝘼 𝙇 𝙇 like for a written starter gif. retweet for exposure. both to plot a storyline in dms. ⠀ ⠀

He’s not gonna show him that hurt ( it did, he felt his heart drop ) but nope. C’mon, they’re practically space twins.

He has heard bits, maybe he has been listening to the wrong genre because the music isn’t the most fun to dance to . . . but he’ll take her word for it. He’ll take her for a ride on the ship whenever she’s free, show her the ropes. Just /no/ killing on the ship. The only rule.

Oh no no, no fights here. Please and /thank you/. But now that he’s here and Tony’s awake, did he hear open bar at his place? He thinks he did.

Oh look it’s the uglier version of him.

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ One thing he misses when he’s in space? Ice cream. Movies just aren’t the same without ice cream. ᅠᅠ

He heard that one before, unfortunately for Bobbi. It hurt the first time he won’t lie but now, it’ll take it. She has got to have heard of him, he’s the Star Lord in the flesh.