"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
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Joined March 2007
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The Mixtape. A carefully curated listening experience. An art form thought lost with the cassette. More than an endless beat-matched procession of high-energy toonz. An eclectic array of songs crafted to tell a story...
Presenting βAt The Beach Hutβ
tallmanwithglasses.com/at-thβ¦
I wonder what made the long-term prosperity and energy security of our little island SO MUCH MORE important than it was just a few days ago?
There is no long-term prosperity without action on climate change.
There is no energy security without investing in renewables.
That is why I will attend @COP27P next week: to deliver on Glasgow's legacy of building a secure and sustainable future.
Bread and circusesβ¦
Matt Hancock to join I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as contestant news.sky.com/story/matt-hancβ¦
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Word of the day is 'sequacity' (17th century): the readiness to follow a person or cause without applying any independent judgement.
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π Thriller (Tory Remix) - Jacob Rees-Mogg x MJ π₯
Happy Halloween! π»
WARNING TO PARENTS.
Be careful if your child receives any of these sweets tonight while out 'Trick or Treating'. There have been numerous reports of these tasting like Parma-fucking-Violets.
(via @Simon_Pegg)
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Who scares you most on #Halloween? π
π Freddy Krueger - 60 deaths
π Hannibal Lecter - 98
π Michael Myers - 170
π¦ Mosquito - 627,000+... and that was just last year.
Also, in other news...
Whichever narcissistic psychopath is in charge, we ALL have an individual choice to do the RIGHT thing!
Whichever narcissistic psychopath is in charge, we ALL have an individual choice to do the RIGHT thing...
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MP insists doesnβt matter Suella resigned as it was βquite a few days agoβ
If there's one positive lesson I have learned from all the recent political turmoil, it's that having no experience or zero talent should not be seen as an impediment to success in the highest of positions.
Excuse me while I consider my future career options...
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Bonkers but a demonstration of incredible skill and amazing technology. And Elvis.
@bobbyllew Even Ken Block has gone electric... :)
youtube.com/watch?v=SO2Li9BMβ¦
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Why's everyone complaining? You got at LEAST five hours of pretending that he was gonna be ok...
There's currently 30% off of EVERYTHING @redbubble, the perfect timey-wimey to stock up on merch...
redbubble.com/shop/ap/950598β¦
#DoctorWho
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'I'm very rarely lost for words. But my goodness me.'
James O'Brien reacts to 'thick as mince' Jacob Rees-Mogg saying he no longer believes Rishi Sunak is a socialist and that he'd now serve in his Cabinet.
@mrjamesob
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Fucking outstanding answer to any mention of 'woke' in the horribly bastardised current usage ππ½
"There are some people that will see this and say that it's a woke version of a Welsh family" Extraordinarily phrased question to Rakie Ayola re new show The Pact by @BBCBreakfast
The perfect gift for the Jurassic Park fan in your life... (via @ChristiesInc)
christies.com/features/shen-β¦
