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HAIL TO THE KING, BABY !

Joined April 2023
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don't you get it? everybody dies here. it's just a rule. death, taxes, and more death, and i don't pay taxes, so, all i know is death.
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tall enough. you got time to kill between brushing your hair, rapunzel?
hey! how tall are YOU, anyway? [ 💢 ] well. readin', mostly. but i'm gonna kiII what ain't dead yet─── after i get lunch.
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nahhh, you missed me. I can tell. I can feel it in my nads.
neither of those and you know it 😒 it disgusts me to even think about the possibility of missing you .
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well, if it ain't ol' sticky pages. get bored of gatherin' dust and being a loser, or didya just miss me?
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I think I'm bouta kick some deadite ass, short stack. what's it to you?
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alright, everybody relax, papa's home.
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Alright - what'd I miss this time? The planet still in one piece?
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nods, small shrug. " yeah, I don't see why not, baby. "
“So….. Does that mean you want me to hang out with you and your friends?” She looks over at him curiously.
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" why not? I mean .... you've met pretty much all of 'em anyway. "
“Yeah. Just like I’m sure you don’t wanna bring your girlfriend around your boys….”
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I'm here, ain't I? alive and well.
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I choose not to question it.
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" what, it's not cool to bring your man in those situations or somethin'? "
“It would be weird if I brought you along… Those girls are single.”
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Hey, my poor choices got me this far.
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why're you worried, kiddo?
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oh — yeah, that's right. I got my methods of fighting evil, don't worry about it.
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I know that - what were we talkin' about?
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" hey, sounds exactly like my kinda thing! "
“It was me and my girls. Bar hopping. Dancing. Drinking way too much…”
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daughter.
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// people paying for premium is not only just another form of lazy writing , but , your money is also going to an apartheid state of isNOTreal -who's currently been committing genocide ; so please take that for consideration before you wear a checkmark on your account .
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... the details aren't important.
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what I'm always doing. fightin' evil.
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