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On the infinite quest for the perfect Simpsons~AFL crossover

Melbourne
Joined June 2011
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Please tell me this #BigBigSound hasn't been done yet:
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They scored one goal (a penalty) in 120 minutes against Arsenal.
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Welcome Josh 🐐
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Six years on, my opinion hasn't changed 😂
Before this game starts, let me just state my opinion that Ben King is better than Max. #AFLSunsSaints
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“All Ben King does is kick goals.” Sounds ridiculous as a criticism... until you look at the numbers. 👀 @SYMorawetz analyses the case against Hawthorn's newest key forward, and whether being one-dimensional is really a problem. 👑🟤🟡 Link to article below ⬇️
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Texted an Eagles fan "even you must have some sympathy for Freo after that" and got back "no fkn way" and about 35 memes
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Jack Gunston has never been suspended in 300+ games so I guess if we make the prelim again next year, he gets one free whack.
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OK, we abandon the wildcard round as soon as there's a bad game. Deal!
Where are the wildcard haters at? #afldogspies
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People who respond "you would rather no footy at all?" to criticism of the wildcard round like a pre-finals bye is compulsory
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The equation for Hawthorn. @HawksInsiders
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Feel like I'm the only one who read the exam question
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Brad has been hacked, as much as he would love to claim that gold watch is his Don't click on any links he sends out until this is cleared up #Punished #SeasonOver
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Congratulations to Alastair Clarkson for recording more wins as coach of North Melbourne (17) than finals wins as coach of Hawthorn (16). #AFLNorthEagles @HawksInsiders
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When you tipped Carlton again:
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Australia's seven 50+ partnerships in the first innings is the second-most in Test history. India has the record with eight (2007 v England). #Ashes
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Going to need some help from the @HawksInsiders community on this one...
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Must have watched this Tom Petroro vision a thousand times now
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Thank you for your service @AFLsubs You may stand down 🫡
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Players to average 20+ disposals, 10+ contested possessions, 6+ clearances, 4+ tackles, and also kick 10+ goals this season: Matt Rowell Marcus Bontempelli Patrick Cripps JAI NEWCOMBE 🤎💛 @HawksInsiders
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