Baxter

Does this picture make me look fat? #sadness #fatass

Some guy walked me down the aisle when mom and dad were saying some words. Everyone was looking at me. #whatamidoinghere

They're walking me around a bunch of chairs and telling me I have an important role to play. I'll probably screw it up somehow. #awkward

Had to get 'groomed' today. It was horrible. Everyone said it was for tomorrow. They're probably going to give me away or something.

I'm actually out doing something fun today. People are petting me and saying I'm a cute dog. #isthisreallife? #thisprobablywontlast

The guys in the office only now noticed I have been gone all day. No one loves me. #abandoned #sadlifemoments #SadDay

@SadBaxter misses you too. #districtman

I had a stroke, but everyone thought I was just laying weird. Now I can't even lick my own balls. #numb #deathwillbeasweetrelease

Huzzah! Keely is now beating @MattTGammon on the office score board! #SoProud

Now she gets dinner...AND a bowl of water! Why does everyone hate me? #Hungry #Thirsty #Alone

Hey...she is taking after me! #Success

Keely is eating lunch. How come I only get fed once a day? Everyone hates me. #Hungry #SadDay

This thing just showed up at the office. I don't like her. @MattTGammon isn't my friend. #Replaced #Sadness #Lonely

I just caught the @common_squirrel ...and then I woke up #LifeIsBetterDreaming #RealityIsDepressing

I hear talk about a new puppy. Please @MattTGammon no...people already don't like me. I can't compete with a new puppy #DrowningInSorrow

I often glare at the staff as they walk up or down the stairs just so they know that I hate them too. #SubliminalMessaging

. @thedanielabides Who are these people? Where are you? What did I do wrong? #abandoneddog #passedoffonstrangers #sounloved

Sure you say that. But why am I in a car? #gettingshot #iseeashovel @thedanielabides: @SadBaxter dont worry guy I'll be back on Sunday.

. @thedanielabides This isn't funny any more. It's too early to be out drinking. So where are you? I didn't poop on the rug or anything.

Wait. Why an I still here. He left me again. #noonelovesme