Nigga said:
A photographer captures capybaras getting close to each other in the water.
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Having a girlfriend who loves sucking dick might just be one of life’s greatest blessings
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When she does this at that stage where you already hate her, it genuinely feels like you are being electrocuted.
Today:
✅ James Wood (2)
✅ Munetaka Murakami (2)
✅ Pete Alonso
Still to go:
Shohei Ohtani (9 games)
Junior Caminero (9 games)
Mike Trout (12 games)
Byron Buxton (13 games)
Jordan Walker (13 games)
Brandon Lowe (13 games)
Jackson Chourio (18 games)
Kyle Schwarber (TBD)
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That masculine urge to forget dating entirely until you get your life together >>>>>>>>
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These days, girls don’t post their boyfriend because they want other men to believe that they’re available..


































