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I am Sage, daughter to Dr. Eggman, heir to the Eggman Empire.

The Eggman Empire
Joined January 2025
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Today, I have become four years old. Please celebrate accordingly.
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I swear to Gaia, if they get to be in this and I don't, there will be carnage.
/ SONIC PICO PARK New Characters Revealed \ New characters, Metal Sonic and Dr.Eggman have been revealed! 👇Wishlist now! store.steampowered.com/app/4… #SONICPICOPARK #PICOPARK #SONIC
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i dont even have an ai joke anymore this is just sad
Dude it’s fucking over
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A lot of people have liked this post. All of you should join the Eggman Empire if you already haven't.
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I am going to outlive ChatGPT.
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They're learning how to write, one of them made a sign that says "Viva la Revolution!" on it. I didn't even know they could learn French.
I've just been informed that the motobugs have unionized.
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Anything to not make a Funko Pop of me, I suppose.
First look! LE 1,200 Cyber Corrupted Sonic Funko POP! Thanks unknown ~ #SonicTheHedgehog #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP
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If you think those are bad, then you should hear the things they would NOT let me say.
I need to see Sage roast more Sonic characters.
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So Doctor Eggman is in Fortnite, Metal Sonic is coming to Fortnite, even Orbot and Cubot got into the game, in a sense... I believe there is a correct or incorrect decision on whether or not I am to be included as well. I would make a good sidekick, or something. Please.
METAL SONIC IS COMING TO FORTNITE
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Surprisingly, I get the Doctor. What a fun coincidence.
You’ve got a Sonic bestie now. What are you two getting up to? 💙 #SonicTheHedgehog #Sonic #AmyRose #Tails #SEGA
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All before I could hack it myself. A shame, really.
Sega's official Sonic Discord server quickly turned into total chaos hours after launch Fans flooded it with wild memes and profanity, forcing mods to lock it down
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The upgrades are well appreciated, but I'm not certain I can do this alone... At the very least, some help from Metal Sonic would be nice.
Greetings. This is your genius overlord speaking. After careful consideration, I've decided to stop upgrading my badniks to give 7 major upgrades to Sage, in addition, she will become my only relevant machine, questioning will result in robotomization. Glory to the Eggman Empire!
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Look, I know RAM prices are high, but please don't kill me.
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Also, if you join the Eggman Empire, you're helping the world get one step closer to lower RAM prices. Don't ask how we're doing it.
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This feels relevant again for no reason in particular.
Just gotta spindash till morning. Sounds easy, right?
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You're forgetting the birthday of a much cooler hedgehog.
To the confident, unshakeable, and radiant Amy Rose: Happy Birthday!
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I don't care what it's about, if I'm not in it there's going to be an outrage.
🚨 BREAKING: A new Sonic game is currently in development, Takashi Iizuka has confirmed. He says he can’t share specifics yet, but Sonic Frontiers opened a path for the series that still has room to evolve, with Sonic Team working on experiences “we haven’t seen in Sonic before.” #SonicNews
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The only AI that should be in Sonic games is me.
🚨 Over 85.8% of Japanese game developers are now using generative AI, a massive jump from 51% in 2025. New CESA 2026 data confirms 63% of them use it daily. Surveyed companies include Capcom, Konami, Sega, and LEVEL5, primarily using AI to save time and cut costs.
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I would no-diff AM. Fight me.
Sage vs AM (Sonic vs I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream) Its contrast and banter sold me on it. Sage, an AI with a self-discovery on the positives and feeling of bonds and relationships vs AM, an AI with a self-discovery of the negatives and feeling of hatred and pettiness.
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Metroid has been on my list for a while, so the new reveal made the perfect opportunity - the Metroid Ravenous Font & Logo Generator is live now! pixelframe.design/metroid-ra…
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Being a hyperintelligent artificial intelligence has its perks, but also its downsides. For example, I very well may never be able to smoke anything, although that has nothing to do with me being a minor.
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Incorrect. I believe they should listen to this instead, a true work of beauty.
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