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Berlin - Munich - Frankfurt
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One thing I learned as a VC🧐:
If a startup confesses that they signed another TS, I know the temptation is to ask, “with who?“
But that's inappropriate. Avoid it.🙅🏾♂️
Instead ask, “with whom? “ It is important to speak good English. – at Berlin, Germany
A biological attack is planned for Saturday
600 million pounds of sugar laced with synthetic chemicals will enter the bodies of our children.
Wreaking metabolic havoc, injuring vascular architecture, acidifying oral lining, releasing bacterial toxins, and blunting neural reward pathways.
Instructing that gluttonous consumption of poison is celebratory.
How to get free dinners in 2026:
1) Add "ex-Anthropic" to your LinkedIn (nobody will check)
2) Change your headline to "Cooking"
3) Enjoy months of free dinners
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Bruh..
My experience partying all night at Berghain in Berlin made me think of how we're lacking this experience in the San Francisco tech scene. We can literally become the coolest, most tasteful social scene on Earth if we had our version of Berghain, but better. So let's build it. The best aspect of Berhain is how they select who gets in. The club has a vibe and atmosphere, and if you aren't wearing the right clothes or have the right demeanor, you don't get in. That's how you cultivate a tasteful crowd. We can improve on this by only letting in high agency, talented operators in the tech scene who can still pull off dope outfits, so no geeks. SF is in dire need of late night venues, and Berghain goes until 8am. That's a little too crazy for high net worth operators who are changing the world so we could do something like 2am. Berghain also is kinda dark and in a weird building so we'd put the club in a SoMa corporate office that we convert to speakeasy or barcade vibe. Maybe add a quiet area for people to bring their laptops and work? I honestly feel like we're improving on the Berghain form here, especially by swapping out the crowd of weird partiers in inappropriate clothes (or lack there of) with insanely cracked founders and engineers. I'm super stoked about this idea, SF tech could really run the dopest parties on the planet.
“The php security issue will change everything for AI”
“Do you know what php is?”
“No, do you?”
“No”
When the other Board member shares his “macro closing thoughts” but you listened to the same podcast
This is like a new SOTA model release for performative tech bros
NEW: Weber Workshops built a coffee grinder that cuts down on static mess and shakes out leftover grounds.
The new EG-1 is a single-dose grinder for both espresso and filter coffee.
-Built-in ionizer reduces static and stray grounds
-Vibrates after grinding to clear coffee left inside
-Burrs stay aligned after cleaning or swapping
-22% more motor torque than before
-Grinds from fine espresso to coarser filter coffee
-Automatically stops when grinding is finished
Starts at $4,450.


















