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Joined March 2010
Ruh-roh, aggy!
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There's a cold front coming in that'll last till the end of the college football playoff. You might want to flee to Mexico and hangout untill it all blows over ❄️☃️🥶
Celebrating tonight’s Incredible #Longhorn WIN!!!! 🤘🇺🇸🤘🇺🇸🤘 #hookem
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This is a wild stat 🤘
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He looks like a testicle that gained some sentience and learned how to talk
Now I get why @KenPaxtonTX wasn’t given a primetime slot…
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This Georgia Tech game was a lot of fun to watch. They are my favorite ACC team without a doubt... Soon
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK and less importantly I am back TO TALK ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL I missed all of y'all 💜
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I will make friends with the jumping spider that lives under my porch
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LIGHT THE TOWER 🤘🏆
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BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]” Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”
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Quite a few of the white folks up here look a bit inbred
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I kinda want to eat the chunk of muscle just below my thumb I'm probably just a little protein deficient at the moment
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Woke up and ate half of a tissie over the kitchen sink while watching the Kentucky and Iowa State game Thank you Costco
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El honky has returned
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I just watched that man's achilles rupture Im sorry dude Welcome to the team Go pacers
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Thats a big human
2026 DL Vodney Cleveland commits to Texas. OTF: ontexasfootball.com/forums/t…
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I want 248 breakfast tacos
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Your grandma said I look like Larry Bird
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Didn't break 30 miles but I kept the average speed above 15
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Bernie Sanders on the Clario set?!?
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