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Keith Gardiner

@SamAndTheWomp_

Drinking tae since 1994.

 Magheracloone
Joined January 2012
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Best of luck to Ronaldo for #POR tonight. Always thought he looked vaguely familiar... #PORISL
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The original #IceBucketChallenge
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"Dougal, get the guitar." "But I thought..." "I SAID GET THE GUITAR!!!"
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World Updates@WorIdUpdates18 Jun 2014
Spain was looking hot in 2010 but now they're looking chile
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Poggy mc connon@poggymcc4757 Jun 2014
Wen ur in the middle of the leavin and the ould lad rings ta see If ya wanna go for a few pint :L #whatleavingcert
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"I'm back bitches"-Heaney
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@UberFacts18 Mar 2014
Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.
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Father Ted@Father_Ted_5 Mar 2014
The annual giving things up competition starts today. Defo gonna give up the fags this year.... I have to beat Fr. Dick Byrne!
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Father Ted@Father_Ted_28 Dec 2013
Today is the 75th birthday of Frank Kelly aka Father Jack Hackett! Make sure to have a nice drink to celebrate Father!
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Father Ted@Father_Ted_17 Dec 2013
Father Ted Christmas Special starting on More 4 at 9! Its officially Christmas!
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RT if you used to love this game
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Edwin Haren@Father_Ed15 Dec 2013
No truer words were ever said 👌 @Ryan_Owens16 @sonofpatkirk @SamAndTheWomp_ @KianMcEnaney @BigDaawwwg
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Father Ted@Father_Ted_2 Dec 2013
Dougal, do you know if we have any incense? There was a spider in the bath last night.
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You wouldn't have a lasagna, or a chicken curry, or something like that?
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"How's the son?"
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@UberFacts7 Nov 2013
If you're 18 years old, you have about 3,300 weekends left in your lifetime -- You also only have about 57 summers left.
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Ruth Lorenz@Lorenz1Ruth31 Oct 2013
God only knows what Nidge and Fran would be up to on Halloween
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"And ye can stay in there til ye learn some feckin' manners."
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@UberFacts24 Oct 2013
Women suffer from more nightmares than men, but men are more likely to dream of sexual intercourse.
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If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall.
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