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21-year ST holder at the home of serial silverware winners and European champions, Crystal Palace Football Club. Views are my own.

United Kingdom
Joined April 2018
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I am not his biggest fan but this is absolute facts. Same with retail workers in every Tesco express / Sainsbury’s local. Wonder why we have so many NEET 18-25 year olds well here is your answer. Like it or not it’s spot on.
We've gone from British teenagers serving coffee in high street cafes to grown Indian men working those jobs - an almost total replacement in five years. This is not a good development. It must be reversed.
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Cracking afternoon of football from the best league in the world
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Refereeing by numbers in that Leeds v Spurs game. Clear and obvious penalty via handball completely ignored for Leeds. Clear and obvious red for Bogle completely ignored thereafter. Both categorically wrong, and horrific decisions. Handball especially, glad it didn’t matter.
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One gets a red card, the other doesn’t even get a yellow. The inconsistency is a jokeπŸ‘
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You’ll never guess who’s in the β€œcomplete fullback” area
Full-backs this season: Offensive vs Defensive.Each axis is a rank % within its role pool, from league games so far. πŸ‡­πŸ‡· JoΕ‘ko Gvardiol is the most complete. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώ Abdukodir Khusanov is the lockdown defender This shows only 2 of our 3 full-back profiles. Kadioglu for instance ranks high as a playmaker instead. Formulas for both roles shown in the comments.
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I don’t wanna know your Palace opinions if you didn’t have a Coca-Cola Championship season ticket. We ain’t the same breed, unfortunately,
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How has Deano lost his England spot to Jason fucking Steele???
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Wagwan for the laundry rooms at Uni charging Β£6 per load??? Why’s that even a thing?
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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY REQUIRED TO SEND THIS EMAIL OUT!!! You are a genuine disgrace @LaceySharon - handing out FBOs like lollipops and destroying the club’s character while feigning the slightest care in the world about our mental health. Sickening. Utterly sickening. #cpfc
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We sold Daniel MuΓ±oz. We sold Danny Imray. We loaned Rio Cardines out. We bought in 2 RWBs (neither of which are PL level). We have an obvious RWB in Quentin Timber which is ignored despite Wharton being 10x better next to Kamada. Architects of our own downfall. #cpfc
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Steve Bracknell on the TV licensing advert? Talk about β€˜Game’s Gone.’ Hypocrite!
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Personally think we should all just stand in the club shop and not buy anything pre-match, just so there’s no money to be made from tourist fans from the club’s point of view. Stop buying shirts, stop drinking in the ground etc. Need to really make the club hurt. #cpfc
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Amongst all this Lisandro Martinez horror show chat, I think it’s a good time to remind everyone that he did this against Palace and received nothing. Not even a booking. He’s a scumbag of a player with very little skill and even less composure.
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Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trΓ‘gico fallecimiento, este martes, dΓ­a 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de JesΓΊs de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeΓ±ismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de JesΓΊs de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazΓ³n, mΓ‘ximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. πŸ–€ DEP
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Unlucky for Mateta Wasn’t wearing an Arsenal shirt
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Wharton has tailed off massively since last season. BUT Wharton thrives having good players in front of him running into space. Wharton has few good players in front of him, and even fewer (none) who run into space. It’s that simple. #cpfc
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