It's the 28th of December, FFS.

@OctopusEnergy Probably a simple thing that I'm missing, but why is the unit rate & standing charge on my bill higher than the cap? The correct rates show in the app.

But wait, there's more...

9. And create me a factsheet for the portfolio

8. Put it all into an ISA

7. Now let's put £100,000 into these funds

6. But what proportions should we hold them in?

5. Explain why we picked them:

4. Find some funds to put into the portfolio

3. Now create a scoring matrix:

2. Now we'll create an investment questionnaire:

Right, let's do this again step-by-step #ChatGPT 1. Let's make up some investment portfolios

I was today years old when I realised the @ChiliPeppers song Emit Remmus is summer time spelt backwards. 20+ years FFS 🤦‍♂️

@easyJet Had an email that EZY8838 from AYT to LGW on Fri 22nd will now depart from Terminal 2. The Turkish translation says Terminal 1. AYT website and Flightstats website shows Terminal 1. Which is correct please?

Ooh, new Foo Fighters album has dropped. Hang about, new Foo Fighters METAL album has dropped.