Sydney, New South Wales
Joined June 2012
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This is probably his best polling position
One week until the midterms Trump: here’s 1,300 words on why Bill Maher sucks
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President Trump posted a more than 1300-word rant against Bill Maher, in which he tucks in that he is “not building a swimming pool in the White House briefing room,” but is still considering moving the press out.
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Elon should absolutely pay to four-wall a 3,000-screen release for this. Audiences will flock to it. It’ll make so much money that Christopher Nolan will be forced to admit his film was woke garbage. Hollywood will never recover and generative AI will replace every major studio.
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine. Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done! Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
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On an equally fundamental level, we’d take Elon’s concerns about the Russians being killed in this invasion more seriously if he ever, EVER spoke harshly about the one man whose fault it is: Putin. But no. The over the top criticism is always reserved for Ukraine
Elon Musk's statement about needing to have pity for Russian conscripts is the ultimate act of cynicism and hypocrisy. If Elon wants the war to stop and Russian conscripts not to die, the thing to do is help Ukraine win as quickly as possible, rather than forcing Ukraine to sacrifice itself. A Ukrainian victory is the only way to save the lives of the Russians Musk sympathizes with so deeply.
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Your embarrassing grandpa who spends his days hitting on the staff at his retirement home because in his addled twilight years he has no filter is the US president now
TRUMP: I looked at his ass, and I've never done that with a man before. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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Our society is never going to top this
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Sam Clench retweeted
"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Here’s the incomparable Dave Allen discussing how to teach your child the time. It’s one of the most perfectly delivered stand up comedy performances of all time. Absolute genius.
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"My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark." -- Dr. Evil
Trump: "My uncle invented radar! Can you believe it?"
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Donald Trump's uncle did not invent radar. The "first practical radar system" was patented by Sir Robert Watson-Watt, who built on the work of others such as Heinrich Hertz and Christian Huelsmeyer. aps.org/archives/publi… training.weather.gov/nwstc/NEXRAD/R…
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NEW: That Starshield that the Musk and the Trump administration throttled for Ukraine? It was paid for by the German government, with some help from other European countries—not the U.S. My latest. puck.news/who-really-pays-fo…
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"If the media says torturing puppies is bad, the GOP must defend puppy torturers because they can't buckle to the liberals"
It's an important message for the next generation of Republicans. We can't return to the pre-Trump GOP, which kowtowed and buckled to the liberal media's hypocritical, one-sided critiques. Trump taught the GOP it's okay to fight back, and that shouldn't change. Offense!
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It’s weird to say, given MAGA has spent 10 years accepting (often even celebrating) an escalating drumbeat of morally bankrupt behaviour, but I’m genuinely surprised people are defending the Vivek ad. It is so obviously, manifestly beyond the pale
It’s important to understand that MAGA voters ran all out of fucks in 2016. Not only are they not offended by the Vivek ad, they like it, because it’s bare knuckles, and they’re tired of only taking punches.
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Y’all dug up a woman who hasn’t spoken to her own children in nearly 50 years, because she chose to abandon them to run off with the man who had allegedly RAPED HER 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER when he fled justice, and you got her to call that daughter a liar on camera. I mean come on
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And what’s with this “they’re tired of only taking punches” crap? As though the last 10 years of Trump throwing wild punches on their behalf never happened? Their guy has been ascendant for the better part of a decade, it might be time to stop playing the victim now
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Everyone is talking about this, and they're not talking about it enough. So hilarious.
The fear in Chuck’s eyes when Shaq said run it back 😂
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North Korea is a democratic republic. Literally in the name of the country!
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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A straightforward imperialist land-grab, in other words. Utterly bewildering that there are, even now, gullible Westerners talking about NATO expansion, poking the bear, US-sponsored coups and the like.
Putin on Ukraine: The lands lost by Kyiv are not "their territory"; they are historically Russian lands.
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Kyiv predates Moscow by centuries, and southern/eastern Ukraine was ruled by the Cossack Hetmanate and Crimean Khanate long before 18th-century Russian Imperial annexation. In 1991, every Ukrainian region voted overwhelmingly for independence, recognized by Russia 1994. britannica.com/place/Ukraine/… treaties.un.org/Pages/showDeta…
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Sam Clench retweeted
Wait until Musk finds out about the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!
What can anyone do about these people. Seriously. How do you confront basic historical ignorance of this magnitude.
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Someone called it “The Bird Reich”
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Very disturbing how many accounts on here will calmly and methodically explain to you why they believe people deserve to die for disrespecting Islam. As if it's the most obvious conclusion in the world.
For those of you who are still being mislead by the fake news of the execution in Saudi. Here is what really happened. Now judge it yourself. Nazrul Islam and Sithi Akter, two Bangladeshi nationals employed as cleaning workers for the Bin Laden Group in Mecca, became romantically involved while commuting to work. Nazrul lived in a residential villa in Hayyal Iskan, while Sithi resided in Batha Kuraysh. In May 2023, the two engaged in illicit relations in a secluded stairwell room between Gates 85 and 87 of Masjidul Haram. Nazrul had asked an Indian acquaintance to stand guard downstairs, but the friend secretly recorded the encounter on video. Later, when the Indian national attempted to make advances toward Sithi and was rejected, he leaked the video online. The video quickly went viral, prompting immediate intervention by Saudi authorities, who successfully apprehended all three individuals. The Indian national received a 20-year prison sentence for recording and distributing the footage. Nazrul Islam and Sithi Akter were detained immediately following their arrest in May 2023. Nazrul had originally arrived in Saudi Arabia from Bangladesh between November 10 and 13, 2022. Following his arrest in May 2023, he remained incarcerated throughout a lengthy three-and-a-half to four-year judicial process leading up to October 2026. Throughout this period, official protocol dictated that the Saudi government notify the employer (sponsor) rather than foreign government authorities. Various rumors circulated online falsely claiming that the individuals were pilgrims performing Umrah or that the charges stemmed merely from public displays of affection. While the defendants were unmarried, the severity of the legal outcome was not solely based on the act of zina (adultery). Because the offense took place within the sacred precincts of Masjidul Haram, the court determined that they had severely violated the sanctity and honor of Islam's holiest mosque. Consequently, senior judges of the Supreme Court handed down the death penalty as an exemplary punishment aligned with Quranic principles and the Sunnah.
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Saudi confirmed Oct 14 2026 execution of Nazrul Islam and Siti Akhtar for indecent act in Mecca mosque. Official statements lack post's details of video by Indian, gates 85-87 or May 2023. Consulate: Aug 2023 detention. Narrative is unverified viral claim. spa.gov.sa/N2701392 thedailystar.net/news/work-and-…
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