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go ahead and punch samkeeper or samkeeper at slime dot global into your mastodon/fediverse server of choice's search, you should be able to find me on a website that doesn't turn everything you do into more ai slop 👍

I'm also samkeeper on bluesky and sam-keeper on tumblr, where I post a lot of my writing these days you literally can just leave and go to a website where I, the arguably most important and perhaps even most mellifluous voice of media criticism in a generation, actually post

this website is really busted and the vibes are bad. why not be on a website where the vibes are so good you don't mind how busted it is? [unfortunately the internet is no longer capable of supplying non busted websites]

you can follow me from just about any mastodon server or activitypub federated site at samkeeper on slime dot global! come look at my posts, they're gooey. I just posted a whole index of recent comic reviews over there and also some vintage gif art I uncovered. link below

It's Black Friday! Celebrate the maelstrom of consumption with a LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT on my book about Solarpunk, Steampunk and the Eco Apocalypse: Who Killed The World? Itchio doesn't take a cut of sales today, so it's a great time to support my work itch.io/s/140663/autumn-sale

Family Thanksgiving this year getting you down? Sneak off to the bathroom and read my retrospective of the Twilight Zone reboot, a bizarre time capsule of liberal Important Issues from 2019... almost all of which the Democrats abandoned politically since! stormingtheivorytower.com/20…

new stuff is going up all the time on patreon: patreon.com/StormingtheIvory… I'm posting shorter stuff on tumblr again (because the one good website, cohost, fucking died): tumblr.com/blog/sam-keeper and under protest I repost stuff to bsky: bsky.app/profile/samkeeper.b…

hi haven't posted here in a while and you better believe I won't be coming back so follow me Elsewhere 👍 most importantly the blog is back and I just posted a new article on conservative artist Jon McNaughton and why he sucks: stormingtheivorytower.com/20…

Early in the 1970s rebootquel of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the protagonist of the 1950s film hurtles onto the screen to warn the protagonists: "YOU'RE NEXT! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY!" Watching in 2024, the film had me wondering: damn, ARE they? tumblr.com/sam-keeper/764708…

Part 2 of Health Goth, my comic about creatures of the night navigating the horrors of the American health care system, is up for my backers. Can your heart stand the shocking facts about this plague of bloodsuckers*?? *health insurance companies patreon.com/posts/89794437

The Perfectly Generic Podcast's bonus show, [I]ntermission, returns from the grave. Kate Mitchell invades Zoe's Patreon to walk around town with her and discuss Seattle's world-class Cyclist Hunter-Killer Waterfront and more, in a gritty podcast veritas. patreon.com/posts/89481237

this is such a weird and fascinating work of speculative fiction. nothing I say can really do it justice but I will say that I think it'd be REALLY interesting to read in tandem and contrast with I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter. just mind the content warnings lol.

hey in light of patreon screwing up a bunch of payment processing due to I guess moving abruptly to Ireland?? it's a really good time to check whether you're actually still subscribed to the people you think you're supporting lol

fun fact I discovered while writing next week's article: you know the Love Song of Night and Day? this card? well, if you want to read the actual poem it's based on, the top google result is uh... my upload of the poem to the M:EM archive. 🫢 forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/v…